Amazing Must Have MAGICAL Product of the Day

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  1. HardOCP News

    HardOCP News [H] News

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    Want to be the envy of all your friends and co-workers? Do you want people to think you are a visionary the minute the step into your home or office? Are you upset that that dick from accounting has a brand new top of the line Mac while you are still rocking that 2014 model? Well then, this is the product for you!

    The $24, the hand-poured, 100% soy wax candle has notes of mint, peach, basil, lavender, mandarin, and sage.
     
  2. thesmokingman

    thesmokingman [H]ardness Supreme

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    Don't tell me, that is gonna fly off the proverbial shelf?
     
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  3. Balkroth

    Balkroth Limp Gawd

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    Why do you think it's out of stock?
     
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  4. heatlesssun

    heatlesssun [H]ard as it Gets

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    You're lighting it wrong.
     
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  5. Bandalo

    Bandalo 2[H]4U

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    Lighting this takes courage.
     
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  6. modi123

    modi123 [H]ardness Supreme

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    Where can I download the app?
     
  7. HardOCP News

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    wick removed in version 7....because it takes courage
     
  8. cyclone3d

    cyclone3d [H]ardForum Junkie

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    And you can only use a patented Apple candle warmer.
     
  9. thesmokingman

    thesmokingman [H]ardness Supreme

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    I'm freaking rolling here...
     
  10. Ducman69

    Ducman69 [H]ardForum Junkie

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    The Mandarin adds a bit of bitterness to the aroma, according to Stan Lee at least.
     
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    You beautiful, beautiful bastards. I love each and every one of you.
     
  12. britjh22

    britjh22 Limp Gawd

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    I'm looking forward to the larger model, the Big Mac candle, made with not-quite-meat soy replacement flavor, no egg "mayo" flavor, gluten free bun substitute flavor, and freerange toppings flavor.
     
  13. scojer

    scojer 2[H]4U

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    Can I charge it and burn it at the same time?
     
  14. mynamehere

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    There's an "unapproved" accessory for that.
     
  15. Ducman69

    Ducman69 [H]ardForum Junkie

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    You're thinking of the "New Samsung".
     
  16. modi123

    modi123 [H]ardness Supreme

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    Well, Burger King did have their cologne 'Flame' out a few years back.
    A tasty little present for men - Burger King body spray
     
  17. CaptNumbNutz

    CaptNumbNutz Bulls[H]it Master

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    Don't worry, they sell something to take care of the Mandarin too.
    [​IMG]
     
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    We had a chemical supply catalog here once, it had strange stuff in the back - even drugs to train drug dogs (had to prove law enforcement credentials), but one of the chemicals in that area was "essence of cadaver" for training cadaver dogs. I wanted to make some candles with a core of that stuff. Start off with "Country Cinnamon Apple Cobbler" or some other foofie smelling shit, and then get to the "Cadaver Ripening in the Trunk of Abandoned Impala" after an hour or so. Give the girls that stink up the office with those candles something to whiff.
     
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    amddragonpc [H]ard|Gawd

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    With 100% Soy Wax, you get 100% communicative cohesion.
     
  21. Dullard

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    Get that "new car" smell, but with a Mac!
     
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    Open a new store with all the shelves at 50 degrees so you can tell your competitors everything is flying off the shelves.
     
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    This thing needs reviews like the three wolf moon shirt....