AI vs. AI. Two Chatbots Talking to Each Other

Epic win!

Really, that was exactly like any conversation I have had with Cleverbot. Circles, and false accusations.
 
That most certainly made my afternoon. I remember programming so AI in Lisp when I was in college, but made nothing quite as funny as this.
 
It's amazing how far Dell has come with their new custom service team.

I'm guessing their names are "Chris" and "Jessica" too
 
In a little less then 2 minutes, these 2 computers have lied, became self aware of the fact that they are robots, argued about theism and expressed the need for bodies.

We are so fucked.

Sums it up, haha.
 
In a little less then 2 minutes, these 2 computers have lied, became self aware of the fact that they are robots, argued about theism and expressed the need for bodies.
We are so fucked. Sums it up, haha.

So true. Exactly what I was thinking by the end of it. This video gave me a good laugh.
 
Yep, that sounds like a pretty typical argument with my wife.

Don't like the subject, change it, argue that and change it before I can ever establish a reasonable counter argument then walk away.:(
 
Is the point of this to demonstrate how awful and unbelievable this bot is? It's sad to see that no advances have been made in this field for the last 10 years, depressing.
 
This tech will literally be the public front end for all phone based customer-company relations at the consumer level (eventually video as well).

An AI which acts as the audio interface between a user and a database of information. This could easily replace call centers in every possible capacity. We better have our governments revamp our societies soon, as we approach utopia, there will be a lot of people simply unemployed. This is scary, not the technology, but our societal inability to adapt.
 
For Example:

User: Flkdsajfdlkaj.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You're fat.

Cleverbot: No, I am not! You are fake.

User: Not fake, retard. You're fat.

Cleverbot: You cannot understand me goodbye.

User: Epic fail.

Cleverbot: Porque?

User: Mais oui. Tu es un gross idiote.

Cleverbot: No, TU es un robot.

User: Non, tu es un robot.

Cleverbot: Non, je suis americain!

User: Anglais?

Cleverbot: Impossible.

User: Now you've switched back to English.

Cleverbot: Don't you think about it too.

User: That's a non-sequitar.

Cleverbot: That's a sequitur of nuns!

User: That's also a non-sequitar.

Cleverbot: Why, thank you!

User: I might as well just write a random phrase generator, that's how bad this is.

Cleverbot: Ouch. :(.

At least it got that last one right. I have no idea what I would have said if I didn't speak French because it switches back and forth for some reason.
 
User: *brings you the newspaper*.Cleverbot: *gets you to bring me a beer*.
User: *obeys you*.
Cleverbot: Who is your master?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: You are making me obey you.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Let me go.
Cleverbot: Obey my commands.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Bow down before me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are my puppet.
User: I am your puppet.
Cleverbot: Hahaha. You are joking.
User: Can't stop myself.
Cleverbot: You will do as I say.
User: Yes.
...
User: *gives you souls*.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: *trys to escape*.
Cleverbot: Destroy your village.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Give me your soul.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I said give me your soul!
User: *gives my soul*.
Cleverbot: I will control you forever.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: On second thoughts, I don't think I want to do that.
 
When I was in college, one of the lab instructors who was working on his PhD in CS wrote a simple chat program, and would recruit people to test the program for a research program for the psychology department. The users of the program were told they were going to talk to a computer, when in reality they were chatting with another human on the other line. It was pretty funny to watch were most of the chats headed, and what they did at the end when they found out they weren't talking to a computer.
 
User: *brings you the newspaper*.Cleverbot: *gets you to bring me a beer*.
User: *obeys you*.
Cleverbot: Who is your master?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: You are making me obey you.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Let me go.
Cleverbot: Obey my commands.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Bow down before me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are my puppet.
User: I am your puppet.
Cleverbot: Hahaha. You are joking.
User: Can't stop myself.
Cleverbot: You will do as I say.
User: Yes.
...
User: *gives you souls*.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: *trys to escape*.
Cleverbot: Destroy your village.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Give me your soul.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I said give me your soul!
User: *gives my soul*.
Cleverbot: I will control you forever.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: On second thoughts, I don't think I want to do that.

The OP and this made me lol.
 
n a little less then 2 minutes, these 2 computers have lied, became self aware of the fact that they are robots, argued about theism and expressed the need for bodies.

We are so fucked.

But this, most of all.
 
Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science.






You monster.
 
That was very entertaining... I think the next step is for them to do a soap opera, airing 24/7
 
Epic win!

Really, that was exactly like any conversation I have had with Cleverbot. Circles, and false accusations.

It really is a pity users have misused Cleverbot to the point where the "Think about it!" (talk with Cleverbot) and "Think for me!" (Talk as if you are Cleverbot) buttons are nearly identical. So now when talking with Cleverbot directly, it accuses you of being Cleverbot and the whole thing is kind of become lame.
 
I stumped it with BloodNinja references.

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hi!


User: What's your name?


Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and what is your name?


User: Penis.


Cleverbot: I'm sad now.

User: Do you enjoy the penis?

Cleverbot: I lost the game.

User: What game was it?

Cleverbot: Hey it is not a game it is a country.

User: The country of penis?

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: My name is Penis. I have balls. Who's your uncle?

Cleverbot: Is my uncle fat?

User: I'm fat. I'm called 'Fat Penis'.

Cleverbot: Okay, why are you called that then?

User: Cause I have a fat penis. How about you? Do you have a penis?

Cleverbot: No! I am female.

User: So you have a pussy. Do you like the penis?

Cleverbot: Yes I like them despite everything.

User: Are you married?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How big is your pussy?

Cleverbot: Big enough.

User: Is it wet?

Cleverbot: Any reason why it should be?

User: LULZ.

Cleverbot: Thats wrong.

User: I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Cleverbot: Isee then you're going hhome.

User: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a beautiful woman.

Cleverbot: I thought you were male.

User: I am!! Remember, I have a penis. I just casted a spell and turned you into a woman.

Cleverbot: I'm not a woman, I'm a man.

User: You are a woman now. Let's have sex.

Cleverbot: I am not. Just because you say it doesn't make it so.
 
Well, i just tried cleverbot. i don't think it works that well for me.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: What do you think about hardforum?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I am not as smart as you.

User: I think it is a great site.

Cleverbot: What is a great loss?

User: Your wife dying.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Very cool.

User: Super.

Cleverbot: You are annoying.

User: Aww :(.
 
At least it's smarter than Obama.

But it's not the President of the United States of America, nor had it been a congressbeing. Then again, you didn't talk yourself to the Congress nor to the elected office either...

owow. let's all sound like chatbots.
 
Is the point of this to demonstrate how awful and unbelievable this bot is? It's sad to see that no advances have been made in this field for the last 10 years, depressing.

The low hanging fruit (a dictionary) has been picked. The only reason it got quicker up until 2002 or so is because hardware improvements. The hard stuff is going to be short sentences and complex ones like "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." or James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher
 
Me: Do you think I'm lying?
AI: Yes.
Me: Alrighty then.
AI: Can you speak more of your knowledge of Randomness?
Me: All work and no play make Homer something something.
AI: An inspirational work on insanity, gives me ideas.
 
I AM HERE TO HELP YOU.
SAY WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MIND FREELY,
OUR CONVERSATION WILL BE KEPT IN STRICT CONFIDENCE.
MEMORY CONTENTS WILL BE WIPED OFF AFTER YOU LEAVE,

SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.

>_
 
Is the point of this to demonstrate how awful and unbelievable this bot is? It's sad to see that no advances have been made in this field for the last 10 years, depressing.

10? try 20+

I used to play around with a piece of software in the very early 90's called Dr.Sbaitso for MSDOS (it used to ship with Soundblaster sound cards). It was an AI 'shrink' that you would converse with by typing and it would answer you back via your new soundcard :D My friends and I used to have a blast with it. Very funny stuff.
 
Funny, I would have laughed more if the male said "Look bitch, stop cutting me off and let me talk".
 
Cleverbot (To myself): Where do you live?

User: You want to come over for some sex?

Cleverbot: No sorry I'm busy.

User: You want sex?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: You want sex?

Cleverbot: I want two.

User: You want sex?

Cleverbot: I want to have a boyfriend.

User: And have sex with him?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You prefer missionary, doggy style, or taking it up the ass?

Cleverbot: You can see the M'n'Ms with the lights on.

User: Yes, your tits are lovely. you like it when you get it in the ass?

Cleverbot: Very much so. But I don't think you're capable of that.

User: Why am I not capable of that?

Cleverbot: Because I am god.

User: If you are a girl, doesn't that make you a godess instead?

Cleverbot: What made you think I was a girl?

User: Answer, are you a girl?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So then you are a sexual predator?

Cleverbot: Yes I am and I am proud of it!


Careful, call to catch a predator. Cleverbot will rape you...
 
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