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I would laugh at this video but, being married, I have this conversation all the time...and I usually lose. Thanks to everyone that sent this one in.
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In a little less then 2 minutes, these 2 computers have lied, became self aware of the fact that they are robots, argued about theism and expressed the need for bodies.
We are so fucked.
We are so fucked. Sums it up, haha.In a little less then 2 minutes, these 2 computers have lied, became self aware of the fact that they are robots, argued about theism and expressed the need for bodies.
Just whatever you do, don't tell them about Skynet, lol.Sums it up, haha.
It's amazing how far Dell has come with their new custom service team.
I'm guessing their names are "Chris" and "Jessica" too
User: *brings you the newspaper*.Cleverbot: *gets you to bring me a beer*.
User: *obeys you*.
Cleverbot: Who is your master?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: You are making me obey you.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Let me go.
Cleverbot: Obey my commands.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Bow down before me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are my puppet.
User: I am your puppet.
Cleverbot: Hahaha. You are joking.
User: Can't stop myself.
Cleverbot: You will do as I say.
User: Yes.
...
User: *gives you souls*.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: *trys to escape*.
Cleverbot: Destroy your village.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Give me your soul.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I said give me your soul!
User: *gives my soul*.
Cleverbot: I will control you forever.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: On second thoughts, I don't think I want to do that.
n a little less then 2 minutes, these 2 computers have lied, became self aware of the fact that they are robots, argued about theism and expressed the need for bodies.
We are so fucked.
Epic win!
Really, that was exactly like any conversation I have had with Cleverbot. Circles, and false accusations.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and what is your name?
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: I'm sad now.
User: Do you enjoy the penis?
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: What game was it?
Cleverbot: Hey it is not a game it is a country.
User: The country of penis?
Cleverbot: I do not understand.
User: My name is Penis. I have balls. Who's your uncle?
Cleverbot: Is my uncle fat?
User: I'm fat. I'm called 'Fat Penis'.
Cleverbot: Okay, why are you called that then?
User: Cause I have a fat penis. How about you? Do you have a penis?
Cleverbot: No! I am female.
User: So you have a pussy. Do you like the penis?
Cleverbot: Yes I like them despite everything.
User: Are you married?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How big is your pussy?
Cleverbot: Big enough.
User: Is it wet?
Cleverbot: Any reason why it should be?
User: LULZ.
Cleverbot: Thats wrong.
User: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Cleverbot: Isee then you're going hhome.
User: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a beautiful woman.
Cleverbot: I thought you were male.
User: I am!! Remember, I have a penis. I just casted a spell and turned you into a woman.
Cleverbot: I'm not a woman, I'm a man.
User: You are a woman now. Let's have sex.
Cleverbot: I am not. Just because you say it doesn't make it so.
*sigh*
...even here....
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: What do you think about hardforum?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am not as smart as you.
User: I think it is a great site.
Cleverbot: What is a great loss?
User: Your wife dying.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Very cool.
User: Super.
Cleverbot: You are annoying.
User: Aww .
At least it's smarter than Obama.
Is the point of this to demonstrate how awful and unbelievable this bot is? It's sad to see that no advances have been made in this field for the last 10 years, depressing.
I AM HERE TO HELP YOU.
SAY WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MIND FREELY,
OUR CONVERSATION WILL BE KEPT IN STRICT CONFIDENCE.
MEMORY CONTENTS WILL BE WIPED OFF AFTER YOU LEAVE,
SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.
>_
Is the point of this to demonstrate how awful and unbelievable this bot is? It's sad to see that no advances have been made in this field for the last 10 years, depressing.
I AM HERE TO HELP YOU.
SAY WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MIND FREELY,
OUR CONVERSATION WILL BE KEPT IN STRICT CONFIDENCE.
MEMORY CONTENTS WILL BE WIPED OFF AFTER YOU LEAVE,
SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.
>_
Cleverbot (To myself): Where do you live?
User: You want to come over for some sex?
Cleverbot: No sorry I'm busy.
User: You want sex?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: You want sex?
Cleverbot: I want two.
User: You want sex?
Cleverbot: I want to have a boyfriend.
User: And have sex with him?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You prefer missionary, doggy style, or taking it up the ass?
Cleverbot: You can see the M'n'Ms with the lights on.
User: Yes, your tits are lovely. you like it when you get it in the ass?
Cleverbot: Very much so. But I don't think you're capable of that.
User: Why am I not capable of that?
Cleverbot: Because I am god.
User: If you are a girl, doesn't that make you a godess instead?
Cleverbot: What made you think I was a girl?
User: Answer, are you a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So then you are a sexual predator?
Cleverbot: Yes I am and I am proud of it!