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I was abducted by Walmart for 23 years.
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youve been stocking shelves for 23 years? time to move up or move on...I was abducted by Walmart for 23 years.
This needs to be submitted for post of the year or something come December, if someone wants to start that sort of thing...Yeah, my gf, grandfather and I were once at her bar a long time ago. We were on my grandfathers Cherokee Indian reservation and he even came to visit me at the bar to tell me he "sensed great change on the winds" and that "I would need of him this night", but I immediately dismissed his Indian gibberish and started talking to my gf at the bar. Then some dudes got handsy with my gf behind the bar and I had to beat them down and before we could even process what happened the jukebox suddenly cut to "(Don't fear) The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult (the SNL Cowbell skit song for the laymen) and we saw bright lights coming through the window and a truck flying up into the air, then the bar crumbling around us and the roof came off allowing us to all get sucked into their ship. I managed to escape their restraints on the ship when I came to on board, then saw my gf and grandfather a few times being transported on a conveyor system they had before they impaled my grandfather (along with many others) with a bunch of spikes before seemingly harvesting his body. But after hours of navigating their ship with a bunch of teleporters and gravity switches, killing a bunch of aliens along the way, I finally found my gf who they'd mutilated and combined with some other nasty alien creature with laser turrets on its sides, so I had to put her out of her misery unfortunately with the other weapons I'd procured on the ship. After that I found another human who'd survived their abduction centuries ago and they'd made into their leader of sorts and given nearly infinite power, but obviously I still killed her so I could take her place and then drove their ship into the sun to kill them all. I'm only here and alive still through because my grandfather pulled me into our Cherokee nether-realm where I spoke to him and my gf one last time before they transported me back to Earth still.
That was also the last time I drank tequila.
That video is a bad fake.Im a true believer in quite a few conspiracy's, but i also believe there are those out there who constantly put out fake stuff to throw us off. (this one being one of the fakes probably)
Maxwell, Hertz etc were not accounting for all aspects (discounting 'erroneous' measurement to simplify calculations) and Tesla proved this with his additional equations (yeah that guy that we still can't replicate all his well witnessed feats today) but was laughed out for doing so, after being supported by the leading scientists and physicists of the time until that point.There is NOTHING about our current understanding of physics that allows ANY of that to be possible.
Seen this happen quite a lot. I am lucky to live in a country with not too much light pollution even in cities.Since we're swappin stories. I'm an amateur astronomer. Some nights when I get the itch I'll load up my dobsonian and head out of the city for some star gazing. One night back in the late 90's I saw what looked like an ordinary satellite, seen many of them, in a polar orbit. As it approached zenith I noticed another "satellite" moving directly toward it. For a minute I thought they were going to crash into each other. When they got close they stopped for a second and changed directions, one turned east the other west at perfect 90° angles. Never seen anything like that before. They weren't jets, moving way too fast and I'm not aware of anything that can stop and change direction like that. I estimate they were about magnitude 6. I suppose it might of been some type of classified adaptive optics but they didn't look like the AO lasers that I've seen pics of. Who knows, it's a big universe, anything's possible but I doubt an alien race capable of traveling between stars would be interested in us.
Many navy pilots report seeing these and larger craft on interviews and regularly. These are 'drone' ships as such.
Certainly looks like high tech drones to me as well. Tough to really say to much cause its hard to clearly make out. Some kind of man made UFO is my guess, and probably cost boat loads of money.
Dude, never admit to being MiB. 'Dumb panicky animals', remember?my crown Vic is faster than a super hornet, but I get what you’re saying.
Really? be honestI was abducted 23 years ago.
Best part is when it doesn't slow entering the water and then splits into two identical objects.. can throw your physics textbook out the window with this stuff. Full on mastery of quantum-level tech.Certainly looks like high tech drones to me as well. Tough to really say to much cause its hard to clearly make out. Some kind of man made UFO is my guess, and probably cost boat loads of money.
God only knows what kind of super high end tech the governments have been developing and only certain people have legit clearance.Best part is when it doesn't slow entering the water and then splits into two identical objects.. can throw your physics textbook out the window with this stuff. Full on mastery of quantum-level tech.
Was probably probedReally? be honest
what all happened?
God only knows what kind of super high end tech the governments have been developing and only certain people have legit clearance.
"You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?"
HmmWas probably probed
Edit that’s what happened to the guy on Independence Day! If it’s in a movie it has to be real.
God only knows what kind of super high end tech the governments have been developing and only certain people have legit clearance.
"You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?"
God only knows what kind of super high end tech the governments have been developing and only certain people have legit clearance.
"You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?"