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haiku said:I don't see why I can't work boobs in somehow. Here's an idea: The ads are all at fixed sizes and before they load, you'll only see black bars. I'll set a background to the black bars that is a dynamic feed of random jessica alba pictures. So before the page loads, the site will be peppered in jessica alba.
1. users win because, hey, jessica alba
2. advertisers win because people are already looking at those parts of the page when their ad loads
3. Kyle wins because he can up his cpm price on ads.
4. I win because I am getting paid to put up jessica alba pictures.
I'm worth every cent huh kyle?
You know, somewhere in there is some solid logic.