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Ever wonder what is behind the recent resurgence in the 3D glasses craze? Well, wonder no more, I think I found the answer.

Hong Kong film makers are preparing to leave filmgoers goggle-eyed by releasing the world's first pornographic movie in 3D, a news report said on Sunday. Shooting on the Chinese-language film 3D Sex And Zen, budgeted at 4 million US dollars, is scheduled for April with producers promising some of the most realistic close-up sex scenes ever.
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Next will be 4D porn where the seats move, you can smell the sex and get sprayed with sweat and cum. Coming to a Toyko adult club Jan 2010.
 
Shawnasee said:
How about porn on Imax.

Big budget porn? And their asking for a bailout?
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Pr0n is probably the only industry where its dictionary doesn't have the meaning for "recession". There's always a large group interested and ready to pay for it.
 
lol @ 4D porn, you sit there, next thing you know you feel something warm on your face. You think the girl just licked you, but you touch it. Then your like this isn't her tongue, then its too late. luls
 
I, for one, don't want to see large penises thrust in my direction.

Nothx on the 3D porn.
 
Hey, careful! You could put an eye out with that thing!
 
I just watched My Bloody Valentine in 3D and it was pretty awesome, the technology has come a long way. 3D porn is something I would almost certainly want to be the first to see. If anyone's curious they do have boobies in MBV, I made a joke to my friend about it being my first time seeing them in 3D haha.
 
Yeah, I'll love to see "Attack of the STD's, Gonorrea & Herpes Strikes Back, Episode 69" on 3D!!!
 
Will they be pumping the cheap Victoria's Secret stripper spray in the theatre too? Hmm...
 
I guess 3d glasses now, last week it was the OhMiBod vibrator. I guess things are pretty close to virtual sex...since we already have virtual relationships and marriages, this is the next logical step.
 
Bomber18 said:
I just watched My Bloody Valentine in 3D and it was pretty awesome, the technology has come a long way. 3D porn is something I would almost certainly want to be the first to see. If anyone's curious they do have boobies in MBV, I made a joke to my friend about it being my first time seeing them in 3D haha.
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Time for me to check out the movie. :p
 
Hong Kong film makers are preparing to leave filmgoers goggle-eyed by releasing the world's first pornographic movie in 3D, a news report said on Sunday. Shooting on the Chinese-language film 3D Sex And Zen, budgeted at 4 million US dollars, is scheduled for April with producers promising some of the most realistic close-up sex scenes ever.
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hehe well I think that that dubious honor goes to a 70's porno that I saw in some arthouse theater many years ago..70's bush + 3d = trauma! :p
 
"We're having trouble finding a male lead who is willing to undress in front of the camera," he told the Post.

"It's a lot more difficult to find an actor than an actress for this kind of film," he said.

:confused:
 
Arcygenical said:
I, for one, don't want to see large penises thrust in my direction.

Nothx on the 3D porn.
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Yep. HD pr0n, 3D pr0n, teledildonics. Considering the complexity of the technology involved, I'd rather do things the old-fashioned way!
 
Another thought, are they going to do the barely censored nonsense like they do with standard 2D porn?
 
tesfaye said:
Another thought, are they going to do the barely censored nonsense like they do with standard 2D porn?
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Think that is japan. pretty sure like I said earlier that porn is illegal in china.

Remember the whole thing earlier about them asking google to block out searches about free speech and porn?
 
Hm, I've never seen revolutionized spelled with an s before.

Anyways, wasn't there talk about virtual reality porn or something like that? I thought I saw something of the sort on late night HBO that talked about it.
 
Jakalwarrior said:
Think that is japan. pretty sure like I said earlier that porn is illegal in china.

Remember the whole thing earlier about them asking google to block out searches about free speech and porn?
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I am not 100 percent on this, but Hong Kong is a semi-autonomous region of china, they have their own government system which is different from the rest of China. Its like a state within a state. Same thing with Macao
 
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I dont see it myself
...or is that cos it wasnt in 3D :D

Gotta say though this is one 3D thing I'm not goggle eyed over.
High Def is bad enough!
 
Hong Kong != China. It is a SAR aka you can do a lot of stuff there that you cannot do in China. Another example would be Macau and gambling.
 
Yanno I never could see 3d with glasses very well, I don't know if it's my brain refusing to believe that's actually real or if I'm missing some processing power upstairs :), I mean I can see the different layers and what not to give it a bit of depth, but whenever something shoots/flies/pokes out of the screen I never get the feeling that it's right in front of me :(

Oh well, last thing I want is a 3d penis in some porn I'm watching to be aiming right at me... I mean really now.. 3d is needed?
 
lixuelai said:
Hong Kong != China. It is a SAR aka you can do a lot of stuff there that you cannot do in China. Another example would be Macau and gambling.
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Last I checked Hong Kong was part of China. Do they still run it like a separate country?
 
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