24 Amazon Workers Injured By Robot Accident

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  1. AlphaAtlas

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    24 Amazon warehouse workers have reportedly been hospitalized after a robot accidentally punctured a can of bear repellent. The can contained highly concentrated capsaicin, the same chemical that makes hot sauce hot and pepper spray painful, and reporters say an automated machine ruptured it "after it fell off a shelf." As the Guardian pointed out, Amazon has received criticism for the safety of its warehouse employees before, though in this case, the injuries don't appear to be life threatening.

    Amazon said: "All of the impacted employees have been or are expected to be released from hospital within the next 24 hours. The safety of our employees is always our top priority and a full investigation is already under way." The employees were taken to hospital "as a precaution", Amazon said earlier.
     
  2. Brian_B

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    I could have been buying bear spray from Amazon this whole time and didn't know it.
     
  3. WhoMe

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    If this was a bad scifi movie, this would be marking the start of the robot revolution...and there's nowhere to hide.
     
  4. The Mad Atheist

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    Accidents now, ill intent later......
     
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  5. ir0nw0lf

    ir0nw0lf [H]ardness Supreme

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    In for the obligatory bear pun/jokes. I can bearly contain myself. :bear:
     
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    Missed the first robot revolution post by ][ much! Dagnabit!
     
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    I kid you not I bought two cans about three days ago. I really wonder if this was the one. :LOL:
     
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    Same thing happens if you try to make Scotch Bonnet hot sauce inside at home ... trust me.
     
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    I am disappoint. I expected to read about a giant robot arm slinging employees across the factory impaling them onto other robotic arms.
     
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    on the plus side, Amazon employees were not attacked by bears. repellent worked!
     
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    Accident my arse! That is what they do,...they lull you into a false sense of security and WHAM! dose you with bear spray as they run amok KILLING US ALL!
     
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    SKYNET....
     
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    Right! This is how it will happen. We will write articles about it and make memes instead of shutting down the systems. We will never form a resistance because we are too occupied talking about the uprising in a forum. We should be going after the machines now!

    Also, I hope whoever did not get their bear mace when they needed it is also okay.
     
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    the latest south park episode fits this news perfectly.
     
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    At first they used the weapons they had at hand.
     
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  18. Master_shake_

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    bear spray today maximum overdrive tomorrow.

    thanks Jeff.
     
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    Skynet has learned about chemical weapons .............

    And as the military calls it "Force Multipliers"

    Robot X-99R says "We can use common chemicals to disrupt human efforts at thwarting out ordained domination while simultaneously causing injury to their menial labor pool.

    Furthermore, by carefully selecting which chemical agents we employ, we can remove protections allowing native flora and fauna to assist in the destruction of the species.

    For example, John MacNamara will one day invent a weapon that is effective against robots, but by denying him access to the Bear Spray he ordered today, in three days he falls victim to a Brown Bear which eats his face changing history and denying the humans valuable R&D"
     
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  20. YeuEmMaiMai

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    screw Skynet doing us in, AmazonNet is going to beat it to it....
     
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    Amazon will soon fire all those employees for not fulfilling their quota and sitting down on the job.
     
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    That actually makes more sense if you are trying to manipulate timelines. It would be less noticed by time contiuum guardian agencies if all you did was cause a robot to drop bear mace in a warehouse than if you were to go and kill the inventor of the weapon used against you.
     
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    Coming soon to a theater near you (fade to black)

    (fade up, innocent girl) Dad, where did all the bear spray go? (dad's shocked face, fade to black)

    (fade up) Robot putting bear spray in cargo compartment, whistles (fade to black)

    (fade up then back down, VO "THIS") Man running

    (fade up then back down, VO "YEAR") Robots huddling, beeping sounds

    (fade up then back down, VO "ROBOTS") shotgun pump

    (fade up then back down, VO "FIGHT") bear spray spraying

    (fade up then back down, VO "BACK") explosion

    Christmas 2018
     
  25. kju1

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    Not life threatening because none of them had an allergy...
     
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    The bear spray was a test. Next time the robot will "accidentally" knock over and damage two large crates of bleach and ammonia.
     
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    Were the Chinese some how responsible? Remember panda bears.... are still bears. dunn dunn dunnnnn O-o
     
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    'Tis true, :panda: are still :bear:
     
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    Can Amazon run a service where you press a button on their app, and a drone whooshes out of their warehouse to drop you a can of bear spray in a timely manner?

    Sounds like an idea. Why carry hiking equipment when you can walk unencumbered and let the robots do the hard work?​
     
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    The next step is why not just put on vive goggles and watch a video of hiking to eliminate more physical stress to the body :p
     
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    Fun Fact: Bear spray is actually weaker than what is used on humans.
     
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    When you poke the bear...
     
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    Makes sense to me. Humans have evolved weak olfactory senses compared to most mammals.
     
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    Yep. Just comes in a big ass can with a long distance spray. Kind of like the riot cans.
     
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    so not as good for nachos??
     
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    Skynet cometh......the singularity is here. Bow down before thyn robot overlords or be pepper sprayed.
     
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    Lol, this is too damn funny...