Tech News No One Cares About

We are starting off today's installment of TNNOCA with instructions on the best way to take group pictures. First....be in a group. Best way to get in a group? Here's a guide to standing in line for an unannounced iPhone. While you are at it, you'd better get some coffee with a splash of Wi-Fi, whatever the hell that means. This will give you time to ponder whether or not Apple has lost the smart watch war. Even if they have, there is always the impending Bluetooth earmuff wars to worry about. Finally, for those of you in need of such a thing, we have an app that wakes you up when you reach your subway stop.

Microsoft abandoned smatwatches before they were popular. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_Personal_Objects_Technology

I thought this was the TNNOCA:

First Xbox One Commercial Features No Games

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