Coffee Machine Gives You Free Coffee For Yawning

• Jul 19, 2013

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This is an outrage! Using facial recognition in this manner is a blatant violation of my rights and....free coffee? Screw my rights, I'll take another cup please.

This coffee machine brews a fresh cup of joe whenever it senses that you are yawning. Sure, it's a marketing stunt by Douwe Egberts, the international coffee giant; but it's a really smart marketing stunt, which cleverly capitalizes on readily-available Kinect technology.

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• Jul 19, 2013

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LeninGHOLA

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Mouthbreathers are going to get a lot of free coffee.

 

• Jul 19, 2013

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Unless it is crappy coffee there is nothing wrong with free coffee ... I think they should have caffeinated tap water, not fluoridated it

 

• Jul 19, 2013

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The title of this thread made me yawn...no lie.

 

• Jul 19, 2013

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Will it give me a condom for my O face?

 

• Jul 19, 2013

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EODetroit said:

Will it give me a condom for my O face?

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You beat me to it, damn it!!!

I was gonna say tissue, but the sentiment was the same.

 

• Jul 19, 2013

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EODetroit said:

Will it give me a condom for my O face?

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No it will just be able to see into your SOUL and find out your deepest fears and joys.

 

• Jul 19, 2013

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I'll rub my sleepy eyes for an upgrade to Mocha.