PC Gamers Are Bad At Sex Stuff

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A new study found that PC gamers suck at sex stuff.

When the results were broken down, it emerged that Xbox players had been rated the highest by their partners, with 54 per cent of Xbox gamers being described as ‘good’ or above and 22 per cent being regarded as ‘excellent’. In contrast, PC gamers performed badly in the bedroom study, as only three per cent were described as being ‘excellent’ and eight per cent as very good.
 
so all this time, the elitists have been compensating... :eek: :D
 
guess those console gamers have become masters of manipulating the "nub" :cool:
 
That settles it. I'm selling my tablet and smartphone and buying a PC.
 
We all knew that the PC was a way to compensate. People who put specifications in their signatures in forums are among the most uninteresting in bed and post specifications because their lives are otherwise empty, shallow, and without meaning.
 
We all knew that the PC was a way to compensate. People who put specifications in their signatures in forums are among the most uninteresting in bed and post specifications because their lives are otherwise empty, shallow, and without meaning.
I have to let everyone know that I overclock my "junk" :D
 
The study, by VoucherCodesPro, polled 1,747 partners of gamers in the UK, as part of research into the effect playing games has on relationships.

It wasn't even in America ('MURRICA), how is this study even remotely valid?
 
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Well, I get nothing but positive feedback, so I don't really care what the study says ;)
 
I thought gamers could really handle the grinding necessary for success :D
 
because most PC gamers are married and/or have a life
ZING!
 
Average age difference. Nothing more. And probably more a reflection of the expectations of said older partner.
 
Sounds like a study sponsored by Microsoft to get into the minds of teenagers.
 
We all knew that the PC was a way to compensate. People who put specifications in their signatures in forums are among the most uninteresting in bed and post specifications because their lives are otherwise empty, shallow, and without meaning.

So, er um, I best edit my sig?

Seriously though...based on looking at the linked article I cannot tell if they controlled for all the other differences between xboxers and PC gamers. Someone above said age, someone said kids/family...these are obvious confounders, on the other hand I say xboxers are losers with big fat nasty unibrow girlfriends that have never had an orgasm and rate thier partners high just because they so desperately need the 2 minute role and poke that any human contact, other than from thier "uncle", seems like nirvana, while PC gamers, being largely literate and employed, may have more discerning partners.

:rolleyes:
 
We all knew that the PC was a way to compensate. People who put specifications in their signatures in forums are among the most uninteresting in bed and post specifications because their lives are otherwise empty, shallow, and without meaning.

So, er um, I best edit my sig?

Seriously though...based on looking at the linked article I cannot tell if they controlled for all the other differences between xboxers and PC gamers. Someone above said age, someone said kids/family...these are obvious confounders, on the other hand I say xboxers are losers with big fat nasty unibrow girlfriends that have never had an orgasm and rate thier partners high just because they so desperately need the 2 minute roll and poke that any human contact, other than from thier "uncle", seems like nirvana, while PC gamers, being largely literate and employed, may have more discerning partners.

:rolleyes:
 
Maybe that's because the PC gamer's SOs are too busy being satisfied to fill silly survey's out... OOOOH!
 
the study i wanna see is the average weight of partners by gaming platform, I'd bet the sheer amount of neckbear pc gamers would make it over 200lbs for us haha
 
id say the idiot pc users polled in this havent discovered innertubes porn yet.
 
lol...where did they get their numbers from?

They need to observe one of my late night performances. It's something to behold.
 
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