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What's the best way to make a gamer take a shower? How about gamer related soap? Check out the Portal themed cakes o' soap.
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Awesome! Is this rated extra strength to scour the bacteria and dead skin cells and germs off me due to not having showered for 3 days!?!?
Does it wash the murderous rage away?
For you? No.
Are you an actual princess?
Yes? I have a crown and everything (3 actually...) Are yooou an actual human?
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST PLEASE PASS THESE OUT AT QUAKECON
Turned out I bleed as regulars do
I could totally make those by pouring cheap glycerine soap blocks that were melted with food coloring into a cookie cutter on top of silicone baking mat. And if I was feeling all crafty, I'd scent it with vanilla or Skribbelmint. I'm jealous I didn't think of it first.
Pics or shens!
I believe all the soaps have a +1 Defense Against Germs rating and add +5 to your Charisma
Woman pulls back shower curtain and sees toy like soap...
Changes mind on having sex with man and leaves...
Sad.
No, but you are missing a gold mine here...
Step
1) SkribbelKat and Grumpy Cat cookie cutters
2) Glycerine soap
3) Post result on Reddit
4) PROFIT$
Those pointy bits look like they can go places you don't want them to.
These are more practical. From the same supplier. No legs to break off. They might break in half after a while.
Woman pulls back shower curtain and sees toy like soap...
Changes mind on having sex with man and leaves the bathroom door open while she takes a shower...
Happy.
Woman pulls back shower curtain and sees toy like soap...
Changes mind on having sex with man and leaves...
Sad.
I never understood the whole gamer showering stereotype brings hardcore gasket myself who always showers. Then I went to a con... the Fuck is wrong with people...
The soap is amusing, but being man, I just need soap. I don't care what kind of soap, though preferably not flowery smelling girl crap.
Laura Croft
New manly smells now available ... Bacon ... New Car ... Steak and Potatoes ... Napalm in he morning