Pole-Dancing Robots

• Mar 12, 2012

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Dear robots, go back to taking over the world in other ways please. This is just creeping me out.

The sleek, white, life-sized humanoids, with camera-shaped lights as heads, gyrate suggestively to the music, provided by a third "DJ" robot, with a megaphone for a head, who bops around the stage in time to the beat.

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• Mar 12, 2012

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EDI?

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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/moan

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Pics...or it didn't happen!

I am oddly disturbed..possibly aroused..

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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British robot-maker-cum-artist Giles Walker

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WTF ?

Dekoth-E- said:

Pics...or it didn't happen!

I am oddly disturbed..possibly aroused..

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Ready ?

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Futurama?!

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Dekoth-E- said:

Pics...or it didn't happen!

I am oddly disturbed..possibly aroused..

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Three years ago

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Now it just becomes a question of if a fembot is superior to a real woman or not...Being married 13 years I can see some upsides...

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Wait they said last year they had real dancers? I'd prefer those please... Seriously, they had "dancers" last year or real pole dancers? lol

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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I must give a thumbs up for the lol factor here. Awesome marketing ploy.

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Dekoth-E- said:

Now it just becomes a question of if a fembot is superior to a real woman or not...Being married 13 years I can see some upsides...

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An on/off switch for the vocal processor?

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Screw pole dancing. Where is my robot that will mow my yard and clean my house?

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Sovereign said:

EDI?

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Legion(ette).

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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I prefer soft titties that move to the music.

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Burticus said:

Screw pole dancing. Where is my robot that will mow my yard and clean my house?

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I know man!! We need some worker bots now...

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Burticus said:

Screw pole dancing. Where is my robot that will mow my yard and clean my house?

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Mexicans took their jerbs.

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Eh I wouldn't call them robots. Celebration Station, Showbiz and Disney World had animatrons for nearly a half century now.

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Sovereign said:

EDI?

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http://www.ubergizmo.com/2012/03/cebit-2012-features-pole-dancing-robots/

Spoiler: Mass Effect 3

EDI was hotter than that.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120311035718/masseffect/images/8/88/Edi-robot-body-me3.png

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Use these bots for a remake of Herbie Hancock's "Rockit" video...

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Do they take bills or coins?Do they give change?

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Is there a YT vid for this?

 

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beowulf7 said:

Is there a YT vid for this?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xjS-cMn8GQQ

 

• Mar 12, 2012

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Pole dancing robots?

 

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Whoah...GETH STRIPPERS!

 

• Mar 13, 2012

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Koduby said:

Do they take bills or coins?Do they give change?

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They accept bitcoins

 

• Mar 13, 2012

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Can't we get a cheap one to go to the fridge and get me a beer first?

 

• Mar 13, 2012

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It seems that Skynet has a fair amount of revisions to go before attempting for world domination.

 

• Mar 13, 2012

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I dunno guys, robots doing this kinda stuff is pretty neat. It's not like it's hard to put a soft skin and other features over them.

I wonder if robots will be used on the run-way for fashion, that wouldbe neat too

 

• Mar 13, 2012

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http://youtu.be/-yg9J4hV9dw?t=32s

 

• Mar 13, 2012

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Azhar said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xjS-cMn8GQQ

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Thanks, but that's to an older video, not the one from this story.

 

• Mar 13, 2012

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD8oAqnImQM

Not overly impressed, but hey. Progress before safety!

 

• Mar 13, 2012

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beowulf7 said:

Thanks, but that's to an older video, not the one from this story.

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actually that link was directly from that article Steve posted.

 

• Mar 24, 2012

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Azhar said:

actually that link was directly from that article Steve posted.

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I was confused by it since the video is dated 12/25/08.

 

• Mar 25, 2012

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Those poor sexually exploited robots. I can't believe someone would do that to them.