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We are all going to die....again! This time it is those pesky solar flares that are going to do us in!
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Good thing I have been digging that fallout/tornado/solar flare/sex dungeon underground shelter in the back yard. Got enough canned beans to fart into the next decade. Plus all of Seinfeld on VHS! So come on over ladies... yeah not you... how about your friend there?
Good thing I have been digging that fallout/tornado/solar flare/sex dungeon underground shelter in the back yard. Got enough canned beans to fart into the next decade. Plus all of Seinfeld on VHS! So come on over ladies... yeah not you... how about your friend there?
Good thing I have been digging that fallout/tornado/solar flare/sex dungeon underground shelter in the back yard. Got enough canned beans to fart into the next decade. Plus all of Seinfeld on VHS! So come on over ladies... yeah not you... how about your friend there?
Actually, due to the Magnetic Storm... you won't be getting any from the girl. Because your VHS Seinfeld tapes would be completely wiped
Luckily I have plenty of duct tape stashed away!
Is that the kind of hot flash middle aged women experience during menopause?
Got your Popcorn right hereWhen my popcorn pops itself it will be time for the show!
Actually I didn't do research and just relied on what the history channel has told me (damn you history channel and your deceptions). The amount of damage depends on how close the GRB is to Earth (and of course has to be pointed at us to do damage). One within our galaxy would do serious damage to our ecosystem and could cause mass extinction and lower our population (I doubt it would kill us off but I guess it could but it wouldn't be an overnight thing, maybe a generation or two).Not quite, a GRB won't pass through the planet, hell they wouldn't even make it to the ground. Granted they'd screw up the atmosphere but not as deep fried Earth as you're making out.
Good thing we won't be around to explain that burn.Humans would not have even had a chance to begin had the sun been anywhere near that volitile. The sun's menopause will hit in a good several billion years when it hits red giant stage and wipes us, and by us I mean our fossilized remains, out.
Are these solar flares the cause for the abnormally high temps we have been experiencing the today?
The sun has zero effect on global temperatures, its all about what humans do.
The sun has zero effect on global temperatures, its all about what humans do.