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Ok.

That's what the companies website states.

They are coming after him first for torturing a joke to death. ;-)

I prepared an entire paragraph to respond to this but I've decided just to say: we don't live in the future... in the future I expect phones to become more, not less useful.

Seriously... fucking pineapple. *shakes head*

It's up to people how they spend their time. We're posting on a forum here... Don't be jerks people.

Then, simply put, you're an asshole. So how long ago did you all become technophobes and sadists?

I'm 32. I hate using laptops, tablets and have a strong aversion to using smartphones for anything more than a simple phone or gps device. Anything more than a few minutes on a fucking android or ios phone and I have to actively tell myself not to smash it against the concrete (slight exe: I...

Simpler. They analyze different brands and models and find under what behavior they make audible noise (and often it's similar between drives) and create a database that detects and works with most drives... or since you have to have physical access to install malware and be within range anyways...

Is carrying around 150 pounds of cash a form of rich man's strength training: 'banker's walk' instead of 'farmer's walk'?

For providing him with more Tesla fodder to get off to.

Uh oh. Then they'll know that you slay Furbies.

Edit: Fuck it. I'm out.

As long as it doesn't eat my face. I don't want to look like Soulblighter.

I'm still on my 2500k @ 4.5GHz. I still don't feel like upgrading is worth the price/performance ratio.

'Science' doesn't 'prove' anything... science isn't an entity capable of thought and its job isn't to provide proof of anything. I feel I'm being pedantic but the word "proven" IS in caps ;-) I'll crawl back into the hole from whence I came.

Quoting a user on a social media website... classic journalism.

But can it run Crysis?

:happy:

'Twas a joke, sir.

Because if everyone thought that way the world would be a fucking boring place.

Nope.

My bad the response wasn't intended for you. I read your post and it reminded me of a different but related topic, creating a new post would have made more sense. Being cautious in DC at night is reasonable. I've lived in suburbs where people were constantly treating each other with suspicion...

I always use my freedoms to hide inside my home with the lights out, cowering in a corner with a shotgun because I'm afraid of every fucking thing that moves: like a true American.

My favorite is complaining about people complaining.

If you weren't aware then you haven't paid attention to a single car commercial.

Both.

Title was misleading: was expecting a car but all I see is an abomination.

In reality Steve is the real lizard person.

This is fucking stupid. Done.

How about something akin to reactive armour... or am I misunderstanding the purpose of this patent? It is intended to murder people, correct?

That's an issue that is quite easy to resolve: just replace the sticky substance with long, sharp metal spikes. Would also be more entertaining.

If only we were on the internet where we could look this up. Oh wait: Value-added tax - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ;)

Something we learn in grade school is now supposed to blow our minds? I really hate that phrase... everywhere you look clickbait with "will blow your mind."

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

They tore down the wrong house and you responded to the wrong person, both cases of mistaken identity. It's a joke, although not a very funny one. Calm down.

Blame the mistake on Google.

I'd agree if it was just in the game and not used in promotional material.

The internet in a nutshell.

How the fuck does attending Defcon qualify anyone? Odd one.