Wow...
I wasnt saying anything derogative about you, your job, or the fact that you worked there.You need to lighten up and see the humor in the statement. It sounds funny saying.... "An agent of the Geek Squad"...thats alll it was. Dont read into things too far, it will make you unhappy on...
A form molding and/or brace and the oven at low temp will bend it just fine. Just lay the plexiglass over or on top of something metal and let gravity form it for you.
I had to fabricate a couple tinted plexiglass/acrylic tailight covers for my first car and that method proved to work well...
Thats what I call the right way to approach and handle this situation as the seller. You are A+ in my book sir and I look forward to someday having the pleasure of a business transaction with you:)