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    Court Case Alleges Zuckerberg set up Fraudulent Scheme to Weaponise Data

    Man, Mark Z needs a beatdown. Six4Three should call Jason "Mayhem" Miller. LOL
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    Uber's Software Failed In Fatal Arizona Crash According to NTSB

    From the article: "At 1.3 seconds before impact, the self-driving system determined that an emergency braking maneuver was needed to mitigate a collision. According to Uber, emergency braking maneuvers are not enabled while the vehicle is under computer control, to reduce the potential for...
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    IBM Warns of Instant Breaking of Encryption by Quantum Computers

    I bet the government can't wait to start breaking encryption on all that encrypted data they've been siphoning off the Internet and storing in that Utah "data warehouse".
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    UK Government Plans New Legislation to Tame Internet’s “Wild West”

    UK chomping at the bit to play their favorite game, "Let's censor somebody". (just kidding)
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    Cell Phones Thrown in the Trash Are Exploding, Causing Fires in Garbage Trucks

    Really? They expect people to be sensible? To not throw electronics into the trash? LOL. People can barely use a trash can! The streets and sidewalks are FULL of trash and there are signs everywhere that say, "Do not Litter" and "Dispose of trash properly".
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    Lie Detecting AI Kiosks May Be The Future of Border Security

    Traveler: No Habla Ingles Kiosk: Move along.
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    NY Govt Wants Its Cut

    Next up is that comptroller saying they're not getting enough tax dollars from all of us breathing air.
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    Man Mauled to Death by Bear While Taking Selfie with It

    First rule of conceal carry: Don't talk about conceal carry. :D
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    Are Robot Overlords Susceptible to Alien Penetration

    Jeezus, don't make videos if you can't hold the camera steady.
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    Facebook Connects ISIS

    I can't wait to see the movie about this. It's going to be the sequel to "Idiocracy".
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    Facebook Announces New Dating Feature

    Headline news from the future: Mark Zuckerberg convicted on 4 billions counts of sex trafficking.
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    Twitter Sells Your Data Too - Gasp!

    Twitter: Hello Cambridge. You say you have lots of money? The "Data Buffet" is all yours.
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    Harley-Davidson’s First Electric Motorcycle on Track for 2019 Release

    Could be worse. You could have a guy next door banging his jap bike off the 10,500 rev-limiter for 20 minutes. Just sayin ...
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    T-Mobile, Sprint Finalizing Merger

    NO! GOD! NO! GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    New Doom Movie Will Have a Female Lead

    Hmmmm, didn't the first DOOM movie have Sigourney Weaver in it? I think it was called "Alien".
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    Blue Light Like That from Smartphones Linked to Some Cancers, Study Finds

    Well, if the robots don't kill us all, the LED lights will. Just look at the light pollution imagery taken from satellites.
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    Chinese AI Helps Breed 6 Billion Roaches

    "Chinese AI ..." Ah, I see what you did there.
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    Google, Microsoft Push Websites to Go Password-Less

    Screw that! This is biometric data collection plain and simple.
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    Serial Swatter Charged With Involuntary Manslaughter

    He's going to learn the true meaning of SWATting in his jail cell when six(6) or more guys wake him up in the middle of the night trying to get into his back door.
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    Tesla Autopilot Nearly Recreates Fatal Crash

    There should be a slot in the dashboard where you insert a quarter and a handle you pull to start the "autopilot". Seriously, engaging the "autopilot" is gambling.
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    Blade Runner 2049 Official Trailer

    Ryan Gosling? Ugh, I'll wait till this comes out on RedBox.
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    Silicon Valley Droid Seeks Vengeance On Attacker

    Should have called for the assemblage of robots over at Boston Dynamics. Those robots are something to fear.
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    Uber Engineer Who Made $170K per Year Commits Suicide Due to Job Stress

    This is a sign of the times. I know several people who are under the same kind of pressure (i.e. failure is not an option, etc) and they experienced panic and anxiety attacks at work ... and yet they will not leave their jobs.
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    Amazon Puts a Camera and Microphone into Your Bedroom with “Echo Look”

    OMG. SMH. Alexa needs a snappy comeback at times like, "Go ask your mother!"
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    Anti-Dog Labels Found inside Samsung Galaxy Phones

    200,000,000 pounds of dog meat? In comparison, U.S. consumes 24,000 Not dissing it ... I'm SURPRISED!
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    Anti-Dog Labels Found inside Samsung Galaxy Phones

    100,000 tons of dog meat a year? WTF?!?
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    Microsoft Will Cut Services to Standalone Office Users so They’ll Subscribe to Office 365

    Can we get Ballmer back? He wasn't THIS stupid. Captain NUTJOB can go take a hike.
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    Microsoft Blocks Windows 10 Mobile Updates for Majority of Windows Phones

    This is the same exact method Apple used to brick their PowerBook 165c long time ago. They did it at the O/S level.
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    AI Programs Exhibit Racial and Gender Biases, Research Reveals

    Who needs AI when we got United Airlines.
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    New Processors Are Now Blocked from Receiving Updates on Old Windows

    It's getting to the point where I would rather play outside.
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    Company Creates Plans for Skyscraper Attached to Asteroid

    First someone said that the U.S. is going to capture an asteroid and now this?
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    Star Wars Spin-Off Will Reveal How Han Solo Got His Name

    Now that Disney owns the Star Wars Franchise, they are crapping all over it to make it their own. I'll always hold the first 3 original Star Wars movies in higher regard. Thankfully, I own the originals.
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    The Sketchiest CPU Cooler

    Colin Furze, he is not. He should go back to the way he was.
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    Tesla Becomes Cheapest Source of Electricity in Hawaii

    Elon compared it to fossil fuel source? That wasn't hard. Hawaii has alot of wind turbines. Compare it to that, Elon.
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    You Can Now Put Windows 98 on Your Wrist

    I bet it runs S L O W A S H E L L
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    Amazon Blames a Typo for Tuesday’s Outage

    What? No "Are you sure you want to do this?" prompt?
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