You could do what I did.. I had a MX mouse switch\button die on me. Not only did I love the mouse, but it was a gift from a deceased relative. I bought replacement, high end switches rated for 30 million clicks, replaced the switches and good as (better) than new :) takes a little...
Did you guys even look at the attached police record? it's obviously fake... it talks about the female juvenile listed on the report, but lists a white male with the name Thomas on the report.....