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  1. Madoc

    Disney Completes Fox Acquisition

    That's one fat mouse.
  2. Madoc

    Chinese Commuters Use Facial Recognition to Pay for Subway Tickets

    No. You're redirected to the train that goes to the gulog. One way. Enjoy your trip!
  3. Madoc

    Ubisoft Releases Tom Clancy's The Division 2 Launch Trailers

    The Atari 2600 came with 'Combat'... We've come a long way, baby!
  4. Madoc

    Halo: The Master Chief Collection Is Coming to the PC

    They should come out with a cheaper version and call it the Senior Chief Collection.
  5. Madoc

    Alphabet Launches Chrome Extension That Filters Comments With AI

    So... Deeply learned censorship. Nice.
  6. Madoc

    The Web's Creator Comments on Its Future

    Insert obligatory: Berners-Lee created the Web, not the Internet.
  7. Madoc

    Windows 10 Will Uninstall Incompatible Updates

    The erosion of control over your own computer continues.
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    Philadelphia Passes Ban on Cashless Stores; Amazon Go Plans Said to Be in Jeopardy

    Note to self: Stay out of Philly. Note to companies: get out of Philly. Note to the residents of Philly: please stay in Philly.
  9. Madoc

    MIT Has Developed a Four-Legged Robot That Can Do a Backflip

    But can it do a barrel-roll?
  10. Madoc

    Rotten Tomatoes Bans "Want to See" Score, User Comments before Films' Release

    Coming soon: negative comments after the film is released will no longer be allowed.
  11. Madoc

    Report Claims Canadian Police are Tracking and Acting On "Negative" Behavior

    It's for your own good, and that of the State of course, comrade.
  12. Madoc

    How China's Social Credit System Affects Its Citizens and Businesses

    My conclusion? China is a shitty place to live.
  13. Madoc

    Disney Removes Advertising from YouTube in Response to Child Exploitation Videos

    YouTube on the wrong side of virtue signaling this time around. How tragic.
  14. Madoc

    Japanese Government Will Hack Their Citizen's IoT Devices

    The Japanese government should just pay Google to do it for them. I mean, Google probably already has updated results...
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    UK Parliament Report Calls Facebook 'Digital Gangsters'

    I don't much care for Zuckerburg, but I don't see how he is obligated to appear before Parliament. He's not a British citizen and he doesn't live there. I'm sure that there are plenty of things they can hang on him, but failure to appear doesn't seem like it should be one of them.
  16. Madoc

    Police are Using Drones in 911 Calls

    Soon, we'll all learn to love Big Drone Brother.
  17. Madoc

    Netflix Cancels The Punisher And Jessica Jones

    *hands CombatChrisNC a barrel of rum.*
  18. Madoc

    Plans for First Chinese Solar Power Station in Space Revealed

    So, China is going to make it impossible for anyone to get into Space by strewing their broken satellite parts all over LEO. Thanks, China.
  19. Madoc

    EVO Japan Cuts Sexual Dead or Alive 6 Stream Short, Issues Apology

    Exactly who are they "protecting" their brand from? Not their target audience, that's for sure.
  20. Madoc

    BioWare: "We're Definitely Not Done with Mass Effect"

    BioWare might not be done with it, but I am.
  21. Madoc

    ANYmal Can Deliver Packages Now

    Memories! I was a beast at that game. Not quite the best at it, but close to it. The tournament was awesome.
  22. Madoc

    Locking Out Law Enforcement Is an 'Unintended Side Effect' of New Android Security

    I just assume that the Feds have a backdoor into all retail items. And if they don't, I'm not going to incriminate myself.
  23. Madoc

    Facebook Employees Panic After Apple Revokes the Company's Enterprise Certificate

    I don't like Apple one bit, but... damn that was funny. (Through gritted teeth) Good job, Apple.
  24. Madoc

    Orion Span Wants to Build a Space Hotel

    I think that the target market for this grows by one every minute.
  25. Madoc

    Zuckerberg Plans to Integrate WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook Messenger

    I learned this in math class: 3 x 0 = 0.
  26. Madoc

    Most Customers Would Stop Watching Netflix if it had Commercials

    That is exactly what people said about cable service in its early days. Now look at it.
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    Bioware Supposedly Tried to Make a KOTOR Sequel

    Sorry, man, but EA really is run by a bunch of asshats. Their lockbox kurfluffle lately and how they've treated many of their past acquisitions has made that pretty clear, IMO. That doesn't mean that you are wrong about some of the efforts that have been pitched at them., though. But you're not...
  28. Madoc

    Windows 7 Support Ends in One Year

    My Win 7 Pro ain't going anywhere any time soon. MS can take their WAAS (Windows as a Service) and shove it. And if they do end up making Win 11, I'll at least check it out. But Win 10 is a definite no-go for me.
  29. Madoc

    The Nike Adapt BB Is the Latest Iteration of the Self-Lacing Shoe

    So, Nike is saying that the people who buy their shoes aren't smart enough to tie their shoes on their own. How sad.
  30. Madoc

    The Small Farm of the Future Will Rely on Automation and Robotics

    Soon, a new generation of youth will be loudly complaining about having to go pick up some power converters instead of hanging out with their friends.
  31. Madoc

    Netflix Hit with Choose Your Own Adventure Lawsuit over Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    How the heck did "Choose your own adventure" get trademarked? That's like saying, "Take a left at the next traffic light" should be trademarked. Silliness!
  32. Madoc

    Twitch Drinking Stunt Turns into 7 Day Ban

    Remember, kids: if you don't censor yourself, someone will do it for you! Yep, gotta stay bland and contained at all times. Or else.
  33. Madoc

    China Completes Successful Soft Landing on the Far Side of the Moon

    That's because Pink Floyd says so, and Floyd is never wrong. :P
  34. Madoc

    China Completes Successful Soft Landing on the Far Side of the Moon

    There's no dark side of the Moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark.
  35. Madoc

    China Completes Successful Soft Landing on the Far Side of the Moon

    Next, China will claim to own the Moon, and that they've owned it since ancient times.
  36. Madoc

    Apple Lowered Its Q1 Revenue Guidance Due to Slow iPhone Sales in China

    Don't worry, Apple, China's got your back...
  37. Madoc

    The U.S. May Restrict Exports of A.I. Tech Due to Concerns over National Security

    'China could seize the opportunity to become the worldwide leader in artificial intelligence technology, and thus compete directly with American companies.' Or they can just steal it outright and do the same, like they've been doing for many years now.
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