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    Probably Fake Video of the Day

    That's what the companies website states.
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    Killer Fence Climbing Robot of Death

    They are coming after him first for torturing a joke to death. ;-)
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    iPhone 7's New Slogan Translates To 'This Is Penis'

    I prepared an entire paragraph to respond to this but I've decided just to say: we don't live in the future... in the future I expect phones to become more, not less useful.
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    Domino's Gets Okay For Drone Delivery

    Seriously... fucking pineapple. *shakes head*
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    Why I Watch People Play Videogames On The Internet

    It's up to people how they spend their time. We're posting on a forum here... Don't be jerks people.
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    Tesla Model S Engulfed In Flames During Worst Test Drive Ever

    Then, simply put, you're an asshole. So how long ago did you all become technophobes and sadists?
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    The IBM PC, Which Changed Computers Forever, Turns 35

    I'm 32. I hate using laptops, tablets and have a strong aversion to using smartphones for anything more than a simple phone or gps device. Anything more than a few minutes on a fucking android or ios phone and I have to actively tell myself not to smash it against the concrete (slight exe: I...
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    Data Exfiltration from Air-Gapped Computers Using HDD Sounds

    Simpler. They analyze different brands and models and find under what behavior they make audible noise (and often it's similar between drives) and create a database that detects and works with most drives... or since you have to have physical access to install malware and be within range anyways...
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    Google Fined $6.8M for Breaking Russian Antitrust Rules

    Is carrying around 150 pounds of cash a form of rich man's strength training: 'banker's walk' instead of 'farmer's walk'?
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    China Sees First Tesla Autopilot Crash

    For providing him with more Tesla fodder to get off to.
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    U.S. Auctioning $1.6M Of Bitcoin From Various Cases

    Uh oh. Then they'll know that you slay Furbies.
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    Study: Even Watching TV Can Kill You

    As long as it doesn't eat my face. I don't want to look like Soulblighter.
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    Who's still running i5-2500K?

    I'm still on my 2500k @ 4.5GHz. I still don't feel like upgrading is worth the price/performance ratio.
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    Pokemon Go Player Smashes Into Police Car

    'Science' doesn't 'prove' anything... science isn't an entity capable of thought and its job isn't to provide proof of anything. I feel I'm being pedantic but the word "proven" IS in caps ;-) I'll crawl back into the hole from whence I came.
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    China, Fears That Pokemon GO May Aid Locating Military Bases

    Quoting a user on a social media website... classic journalism.
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    Man Builds Massive Megaprocessor In His Living Room

    But can it run Crysis?
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    Man Builds Massive Megaprocessor In His Living Room

    Because if everyone thought that way the world would be a fucking boring place.
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    Should PBS Have Faked Its Fireworks Show?

    My bad the response wasn't intended for you. I read your post and it reminded me of a different but related topic, creating a new post would have made more sense. Being cautious in DC at night is reasonable. I've lived in suburbs where people were constantly treating each other with suspicion...
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    Should PBS Have Faked Its Fireworks Show?

    I always use my freedoms to hide inside my home with the lights out, cowering in a corner with a shotgun because I'm afraid of every fucking thing that moves: like a true American.
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    Should PBS Have Faked Its Fireworks Show?

    My favorite is complaining about people complaining.
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    Must See Video of the Day

    If you weren't aware then you haven't paid attention to a single car commercial.
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    The Rolls-Royce 103EX Self-Driving Car

    Title was misleading: was expecting a car but all I see is an abomination.
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    Mark Zuckerberg Denies Being a Secret Lizard Person

    In reality Steve is the real lizard person.
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    Google Patents Sticky Car Hood For Hitting Pedestrians

    How about something akin to reactive armour... or am I misunderstanding the purpose of this patent? It is intended to murder people, correct?
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    Google Patents Sticky Car Hood For Hitting Pedestrians

    That's an issue that is quite easy to resolve: just replace the sticky substance with long, sharp metal spikes. Would also be more entertaining.
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    Israel To Tax Foreign Companies' Online Activities

    If only we were on the internet where we could look this up. Oh wait: Value-added tax - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ;)
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    A Bowling Ball And A Feather Inside The World's Biggest Vacuum Chamber

    Something we learn in grade school is now supposed to blow our minds? I really hate that phrase... everywhere you look clickbait with "will blow your mind."
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    Beware The Perils Of 'Oculus Face'

    Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
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    Company Tears Down Wrong Home, Blames Google Maps

    They tore down the wrong house and you responded to the wrong person, both cases of mistaken identity. It's a joke, although not a very funny one. Calm down.
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    Company Tears Down Wrong Home, Blames Google Maps

    Blame the mistake on Google.
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    Naughty Dog Apologizes For Stealing Assassin's Creed Artwork

    I'd agree if it was just in the game and not used in promotional material.
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    Robot Allows Musicians To Become Three-Armed Drummers

    The internet in a nutshell.
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    John McAfee Offers To Decrypt The San Bernardino iPhone For Free

    How the fuck does attending Defcon qualify anyone? Odd one.