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    Monster Hunter: World to Receive a 40GB High Resolution Texture Pack DLC

    I'd take just the player textures. That would be one less crucial mod to use.
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    Google GDC 2019 Gaming Announcement

    When my ISP catches up to the year 1999 I'll get excited about streaming gaming.
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    Texas Is Trying to Block Tesla from Servicing Its Cars

    Them darned non-oil cars will be the downfall of Texas!
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    Microsoft Will Pester Windows 7 Users to Upgrade to W10 with Pop-Up Notifications

    Coincidentally it's nearly time for a major hardware overhaul, and once Ryzen 2 hits I'll give Linux as a main OS a try. That was the intention, right Microsoft?
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    Sony Censors the Butt Out of Devil May Cry 5 for Western Audiences

    Won't someone please think of the children for this Mature 17+ rated video game?
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    Google's Game Streaming Console Controller Potentially Revealed

    The added delay of wireless headphones bothers me, and now they'll add delay from internet streaming? I'll pass.
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    The Pentagon Wants to Replace Passwords with the Way You Move or Walk

    The sultriness of your voice. How smoothly you can sweet-talk to your phone. The intensity of your sexy-face.
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    This Website Uses AI to Generate the Faces of People Who Don't Exist

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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    Russia to Disconnect from the Internet as Part of a Planned Test

    So exactly what are they implementing during the downtime?
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    PlayStation 5 Could Emulate All Previous Generations of PS Consoles

    Emulate older consoles using modern hardware? Clearly that is a new idea and deserves a patent.
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    Tesla Supercharger Sabotaged: The Latest in a Series of Weird Anti-Tesla Incidents

    I doubt the wires are constantly powered. The charger likely does communications and tests before it blasts energy across to the they're likely to kill the people who use the chargers instead. I just can't believe people are this goddamned stupid, and I'm quite cynical.
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    Tesla Supercharger Sabotaged: The Latest in a Series of Weird Anti-Tesla Incidents

    It's probably the juvenile macho peckerheads who roll coal and drive loud motorcycles who are doing stupid bullshit like this. Excess machismo leads people to do extremely idiotic things.
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    One-Year Update: OLED Burn-in Test

    Wow, that guy is annoying. Lower your chin and your eyebrows!
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    Wi-Charge Uses Invisible Infrared Beams to Charge Devices

    "Battery: 85% full" "Charge time remaining: 3 days, 21 hours, 44 minutes"
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    Lexar Launches 1TB SD Card

    Buy several and RAID them for extra speed.
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    NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang Dismisses the Radeon VII as "Underwhelming"

    As long as the VII doesn't explode and catch fire they'll do okay. ...and I quite enjoy Freesync, and I did very little research into my monitor except look for the Freesync logo.
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    Samsung Operating Profits Nose-Dive 40% in Q4 2018 Due to Declining Chip Sales

    How many cell phones am I supposed to buy?
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    The Supply Chain Outlook for Mining ASICs in 2019 Is Conservative

    Oh it breaks the fucking heart.
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    Soulja Boy Has Stopped Selling His Consoles Due to a Potential Nintendo Lawsuit

    A decade seems a little low. I remember trying to run SNES emulators on a 486-SX 33 MHz. Tough to do without dedicated floating point hardware. I had similar luck trying to decode mp3's.
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    How Much of the Internet Is Fake? Turns Out, a Lot of It, Actually.

    When popularity contests collide with money.
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    Soulja Boy Has Stopped Selling His Consoles Due to a Potential Nintendo Lawsuit

    So reality finally sank through his ego.
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    Analyst Predicts PS5, Next-Gen Xbox Will Offer 4K, 240 FPS, Virtual Reality

    I'm fully capable of talking out of my ass, too, but I don't get paid the same as these analysts.
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    DOOMBA Uses Roomba Data to Recreate Your Living Space in Doom

    Will it take the dirtiest places of your house and spawn a cacodemon at it's location?
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    Could Microsoft Release a Desktop Linux?

    So.... how effective will their "embrace, extend, extinguish" mantra work with Linux? Sounds like quite the task.
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    AT&T to Start Using Fake 5G Indicator on LTE Phones

    Perhaps they had a very small asterisk beside the label which points to immense legalese.
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    Blizzard Entertainment Has Paid 100 Customer Service Employees to Voluntarily Quit

    That juicy year-end bonus increased a little bit more.
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    Microsoft Announces Project Mu: An Open-Source UEFI Creation Tool

    Will they turn firmware into a monthly micro-transaction cash cow somehow?
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    Microsoft Is Readying a Consumer Microsoft 365 Subscription Bundle

    They have decades to implement this. If they move too fast the people will notice.
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    Microsoft Admits Normal Windows 10 Users Are "Testing" Unstable Updates

    So the world's free customers are stealthily beta-testing the software for the corporate customers? Seems a bit sketchy, business-wise.
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    Woman Sues Apple over iPhone Notch

    So..... first world problems?
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    Astronauts are Inspecting the ISS's Air Leak Right Now

    It's a Russian part. Might as well have them inspect Roscosmos parts.
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    Google CEO Tells Lawmakers That It Has No Plans to Launch Chinese Search Engine

    It's entirely possible that Google didn't release their engine in China. Maybe they helped the Chinese government make their own Zhoogle "search" engine.
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    Astronauts are Inspecting the ISS's Air Leak Right Now

    For some reason this seems like the world's most awkward..... home video.
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    Bethesda Celebrates 25 Years of Doom

    When I think of 25 years of Doom I don't think of Bethesda.