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  1. Prisoner849

    AMD Confirms Stadia Will Run on Intel CPUs

    Of course it will. They like money, right?
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    Real-Time Ray Tracing Support Comes to GeForce GTX GPUs and Game Engines

    Taste the cheap crack'll be back for the good stuff.
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    OMEN X Emperium 65 Is Now Available for Purchase

    The input lag will be real.
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    AdoredTV Reveals New AMD Leaks and Social Media Woes

    Yep, "Sora" is a paid troll whom I've also had a couple of rounds with....and now I'm banned, proudly. :)
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    Netflix May Be Losing $192M per Month from Piracy, Cord Cutting Study Claims

    Don't count what you have: count what you feel you could've had if the world were a fair place.
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    Activision and EA CEOs Appear on List of "Most Overpaid" in the US

    I'll let my torrent client be my voice of opposition.
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    Boneworks Has the Physics Underpinnings to Be a Next Generation VR Masterpiece

    It actually kinda looks like they're going for looks very Half-Lifey already. But, I have to say, this looks closer to something that won't be quite as embarrassingly infantile-looking in ten years.
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    Steve Buscemi Discusses His Jennifer Lawrence Deepfake

    I'm fine that he spends his time doing crazy shit alone.
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    Ohio Man Says iPhone XS Max Caught Fire and Exploded in His Pocket

    Hope that dude isn't on my next flight.
  10. Prisoner849

    How Much of the Internet Is Fake? Turns Out, a Lot of It, Actually.

    And 30 of the 39 percent are trolls.
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    The RDECOM Research Laboratory Reveals Its Top 10 Technology Advances of 2018

    Army infomercial. Lot's of "may"s and "could"s.
  12. Prisoner849

    Hyundai Reveals Smart Fingerprint Technology to Unlock and Start Cars

    I could get you a thumb by 3 o'clock....with nail polish.
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    SpaceX Launches First National Security Mission

    National insecurity. Nice the way we're all enamored with the rocket and stop asking what the payload all about. Shiny things though.
  14. Prisoner849

    PubG Peaks at Over 1 Million Players Again

    Epic wins either way.
  15. Prisoner849

    Tech Addicts Seek Help at Rehabilitation Centers

    Until we stop trying so damn hard to get people addicted to their devices, let's not pretend to care when they do.
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    "Unreal Tournament" Isn't Being Actively Developed, Epic Confirms

    Only official releases and no console stuff. I have boundaries. :P
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    China Forms New Body to Review Ethics Risks of Video Games

    So, the fox was guarding the hen house and now claims he's really a vegan.
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    "Unreal Tournament" Isn't Being Actively Developed, Epic Confirms

    Indeed. We are few, but passionate. :)
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    "Unreal Tournament" Isn't Being Actively Developed, Epic Confirms

    Too bad. No UT4 for the collection....
  20. Prisoner849

    Over 200 Pages of Internal Facebook Communications are Released

    Most of the idiots on Facebook would have given the information themselves if they could play candy crush for free for an hour.
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    Nvidia Hardware Powers an Underwater Drone

    So, following input from a remote control makes something 'smart'? My RC chopper from 1978? Considering how it met it's demise, I'd say it was pretty stupid.
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    Forensic Clues Implicate China in Marriott International Data Breach

    They're looking for their own: hacking to calculate the new 'social credit' score on Chinese travelers.
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    The Apple Watch ECG App and Other Health Monitoring Assistants Are Live

    Sad days when we turn to Apple for arrhythmia detection - and expect reliability. 1st lawsuit: stress induced heart attack from false positive reading.
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    FTC Will Investigate Loot Boxes

    Loot boxes are like forum threads about loot boxes: open one up, a lot of duplicates, mostly uninteresting stuff with only a rare gem now and then. :)
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    Google Employees Speak Out Against Project Dragonfly

    91 Jobs opening at Google soon.
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    First Ever Plane with No Moving Parts Takes Flight

    Japanese physicist aviator porn.
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    NVIDIA Adaptive Shading Tested in Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

    So, no news is good news? I a zero sum what they were aiming for?
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    The ECCploit Proves ECC RAM Is Susceptible to Rowhammer Attacks

    And in the same place. But, 'can' isn't 'can't', so....
  29. Prisoner849

    UK Gambling Commission Clarifies Position on Lootboxes and Skins

    How about "game"? Every game involves chance: to win or lose - it's the very nature of the concept of 'game'. Loot boxes in and of themselves are a non-issue; it's the ability to take items out of the game world and monetize them in reality that creates the problem and then how those items are...
  30. Prisoner849

    Virtual Incision Robot can Carve Meat for You

    Until it purees the food, funnels it down my thick, floppy gullet and wipes my fat spotty ass when it dribbles out later, call me underwhelmed.
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    Amazon Bids on Disney's 22 Regional Sports Networks

    When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything....the IBM stellarsphere, the Microsoft galaxy, planet Starbucks... And here's me, give a fuck.
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    Facebook is Allegedly Divided by Internal Conflict

    It's a big company with some radical ideals and one would only hope that there would be internal dissent. I for one have been counting on it; they can't all be as maniacal as Zuck despite having drank the hiring department's kool-aid.
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    Old RTX 2080 Ti FE Meets Replacement RTX 2080 Ti FE

    This isn't the first time Micron VRAM has been suspect on an Nvidia product. Anyone remember the 1070 overclocking disappointments with people who had Micron equipped cards? Yes, it's overclocking and there weren't any failures at stock speeds, but still, it seems to indicate a weak link; the...
  34. Prisoner849

    Microsoft Admits Cortana Is an Epic Failure by Shamelessly Selling Amazon Echo Dot

    So now, instead of just keeping her bound and gagged in a dark corner, can I please kick her out of the house completely?
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    Japan's Cyber-Security Minister Has "Never Used a Computer"

    Does it really matter? Being able to use Windows is hardly a qualification anyways and it's not like the other countries' cyber cars are 1337 H4X0R5.