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    20 Toughest Interview Questions Heard At Apple, Google and Twitter

    For the dwarf one, just have the tallest dwarf say the color of the hat in front of him. You're guaranteed to save every dwarf but one at the minimum.
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    Insomniac Releases First Look at Sunset Overdrive

    I sort of felt the same way when I saw it. Not 'cause I'm a bitter old man (I am), but because I like a little more meat nowadays when it comes to my games. Just pointing and clicking to make things go boom isn't enough anymore. I like my games to feel more like an interactive movie/book...
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    Support Your Fellow [H] Reader By Kickstarting This Project!

    Aaaannnnd.... I probably should have read the comments better before I posted. Now, which button flips the forum over and makes me cry like a little girl?
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    Support Your Fellow [H] Reader By Kickstarting This Project!

    I love the real world physics.... That way, when I lose at monopoly, I can still flip the board over and run out of the room crying like a little girl.
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    DARPA Celebrates Its 56th Birthday

    Why does it look like that robot is giving me the finger? FUCK YOU! I'm a robot!
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    Video Games Are For Boys, No Girls Allowed

    I liked the scrolling too, but only the parts that were blue.
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    Senator Wants To Study Games' Links To Violent Crime

    I want to study how violent crime leads to games being made. It makes just as much sense.
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    Cool Video of the Day

    I can't wait to put my dong on something like that some day.
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    Using Technology To Battle Webcam Child Sex Tourism

    I didn't have any idea what "Webcam child sex tourism" was. I was like, "when will people learn to think of the webcam children and stop sending them on sex tours?"
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    Windows 8.1 Gains Traction Among Desktop OS Users

    I get the windows 8 hate. I got a new desktop at work and I imaged it with windows 8.1 just 'cause it was available and I wanted to give it a try; it's different. I had to spend a big chunk of the day making some of the programs we use work with 8.1 and it feels a bit awkward still even...
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    J.C. Penney Apologizes For Former Apple Exec's Moves

    That's not exactly true. My mom works at JC Penny. What people really wanted was their every day low price and coupons. Since they went back, customers keep telling her that they liked the old cheap stuff. As for their change in image, she told me that it seemed like they were just...
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    The Bureau: XCOM Declassified Trailer

    You know, I don't know why I liked that, but I did. I was disappointed that there wasn't any gameplay footage, but for some reason it grabbed my attention and made me want to watch the rest of the video to see what was gonna happen.
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    Ubisoft Shows Off Black Flag and Blood Dragon Trailers

    They had me at nudity.
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    North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8

    From the looks of the computer in this article, it looks like he wishes he had hardware that would run Windows 95: http://www.kotaku.com.au/2013/03/own-the-mouse-that-kim-jong-un-wants-to-destroy-the-world-with/ I'd be more likely to believe a story that their launch was delayed by a faulty...
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    Iranian Scientist Says He Invented a 'Time Machine'

    You know it's not true. If he really invented a time machine we wouldn't be speaking English we'd all be speakinisdofnsdfnio...... PRAISE ALLAAHH!!
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    Flashback rebooted!

    I'm shocked that they managed to get this made without being forced to make it an FPS.
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    TV Contributes More to Obesity Than Computers And Video Games

    Now if someone can only get their TV to go on a killing spree, then gamers will be all set.
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    EA Crowned Worst Company In America

    What is posted here that I saw a story about the now bankrupt/gone companies that brought us "classic" games that we love like Origin and Sierra? I couldn't help but notice that three or four of the ten companies in the article were bought by EA prior to them going bye bye.
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    Analyze Your Own Blood Alcohol Level with the Breathometer

    I think that I read an article about a guy who brought a Breathalyzer to a party a long time ago. You would think that it would make you more responsible; letting you know when you've reached the legal limit. In this story, the guy became incredibly popular at this party for the opposite...
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    Interactive cut scenes... a rant. Possible FC3 spoiler...if you really, really care.

    Maybe that's why I don't have the hatred for QTE and "interactive cut scenes." I mean, I remember playing Dragons Lair as a kid in the arcades and thinking it was awesome.
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    SeaSonic M12II Power Supply Lucky Draw

    I've always wondered why they were called SeaSonic... You would think it would be something like SuperPower Awesome Mega cool pimp-slapping power montster. That's what I would call my brand of power supplies.
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    Robot Swarms The Servants of the Future?

    You're gonna have to come up with a more likeable and marketable name than robot swarms. An anal rape of robots?
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    Game Descriptions that Make You Less Interested in a Game

    Rapes your mom. If a game rapes my mom, then I'm probably not going to play it. Unless that tramp throws out my comic books, then I'm buying two computers so I can play that game twice as much. I'm just kidding. I never even had a mom. (if a game has no story and/or is multi-player...
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    “How About We Just Decide How Not to Repel Women?”

    I'm sure this isn't something that hasn't been said before, but I don't think that it's an issue of having or not having a female lead. Most people in these polls don't really care either way. Someone mentioned Tomb Raider and how it was very successful. Guys played it and didn't care that...
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    Frequent Facebook Use Makes You A Racist

    Surprisingly, the opposite is true too. Spending a lot of time being racist makes you love Facebook. It's true... Zuckerberg spent a day partying with the KKK right before he invented Facebook.
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    Google Street View Video of the Week

    What you don't realize is that they did blur out the faces, but it made them look normal instead of like rejects from the Hills Have Eyes. Their mother-sister should be proud.
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    Magnetic Putty Swallowing A Magnet

    It had to happen... The magnet bought the putty dinner first so she kinda owed it. Bow Chicka Bow-Wow! I'll bet this is how those little Dyson sphere thingies are made. It didn't happen at first, but she couldn't resist his animal magnetism in the end. She swallows... Now there's a...
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    Cloud Haters: You Too Will Be Assimilated

    I like how he likens cloud computer to the Borg assimilating people and then wonders why people are afraid of it. It would be like describing cloud computing as that time you were left with that molestery uncle while your parents went on a date night. You were hiding in a closet, but you...
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    Cern Shuts Down LHC After Three Years of Operations

    If the LHC actually shut down for good after three years, then the title would have had to have been "Collider, I barely even knew her".
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    Teacher In Trouble Over Tweets Story of the Day

    Those of us who are older probably can't imagine thinking about our teachers like this. They were all about 100 years old and as far as we thought completely virginal. I heard a comedian tell a joke about being out with a friend who is a teacher on a school night at a bar. According to her...
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    Are Female Soldiers Coming to Video Games?

    They can only come in groups of two. If you try and get three or more together in a squad two of them keep wandering off to talk trash about the rest.
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    Lego Accused of Cultural Insensitivity with Star Wars Set

    You don't hear the black people complaining. They didn't even let them own any land. A brother had to go and build his city in the sky.
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    Are Female Soldiers Coming to Video Games?

    They don't come with guns, they just nag their male counterparts until their soul is dead. You can only use them 3 weeks out of the month; the fourth they spend eating bon bons and watching Sandra Bullock movies. They won't jump in water in the games 'cause they just got their hair did...
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    In retrospect, was the NES really a good system?

    I don't know if it was a "good" system. I don't really know much about the history and the hardware and stuff, but it made me and my friends happy and we played the crap out of it so it was a good system as far as we were concerned. The funny thing is, I still have it sitting under the TV...
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    Study: P2P Users Buy More Music

    I don't know if the study mentions what songs were shared vs. which were purchased, but I'm betting the one's that were downloaded were the ones produced by the big record companies because they are popular and easy to come by and the ones bought were more "indie" songs that aren't represented...
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    Where did all the good games go?

    You're older. The stuff that you used to like has been replaced with whining about why stuff isn't the same as it used to be. Candy used to be a nickel! Rock music is the devil! and so on.
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    Missouri Lawmaker proposed tax on violent video games :(

    Colossal salary grab?
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    CES 2013 Booth Babes

    When I was little (I have no idea how old I was) I have a memory of going to CES when it was close to where I live (the Chicagoland area). I'm almost positive that there were no booth babes back then. I got screwed and not in the good way.
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    The Walking Dead FPS gameplay trailer

    Maybe it's 'cause I'm a sucker for the old point and click adventure games, but I thought the walking dead game was pretty awesome. I've said it before, but I'll say it again. Zombie games/movies aren't about killing zombies. It's about the stuff that happens in between the zombie...
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    iPhone 5 Is The Worst Of The Top Smartphones

    I don't think apple is in trouble. I think It's a common business practice to release something good and gain a lot of brand recognition. Then you slowly lower the quality while selling the same amount of product on name alone to increase your profits. If they thought they were in...
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