Government Finally Admits There's an 'Area 51'

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WWII really happened because Hitler had an obsession with finding the Spear of Destiny.
 
This is true. Also, both Steve Jobs and George Lucas were actually made from melted chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream by the ancient people of Atlantis so they could invade Japan seven thousand years from now when they're resurrected by Walt Disney's frozen brain.

Anywho, isn't Groom Lake just that place where we make combs and waterproof electric razors?

That was pretty funny.
 
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