24 Amazon Workers Injured By Robot Accident

Bear is just sitting there and effing Johnny Rucksack, Outdoor Store Madman comes along and just flour-bombs the poor bastard......why are we liking this. Is there another thumbnail handy showing the bear shredding this guy to ribbons? :)

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Nobody is stopping to ask if there was a bear in the vicinity. Maybe the robot was actually protecting the employees.
 
hlfbkd420 said:
Got maced by Tempe police once.. Could never put that pair of contacts in again..

Worst part was showering and washing my hair... It all ran down my body and my manhood started burning... Badly.. Eyes hate it... Balls hate it more.
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Well you probably should have washed it all off before you started masturbating:eek::eek::eek::eek:...
 
We had a can of that stuff go off when I worked at REI, had to evacuate the store for hours.
 
The robot was second, the can fell first. I would say the employees were injured by a ruptured can of bear repellent that fell. Whether it cracked on the floor or wedged in a moving machine is kinda besides the point. But it doesn't generate clicks like "EMPLOYEES MAIMED BY BLOOD THRISTY ROBOT" .
 
Speaking of south park, first thing I thought of was cartman as dog. "Beth, bear mace that guy!"
 
It probably just made the workers cough in excess with maybe watery eyes from the distance.
 
OUCH! Lots and lots of whole milk and salt. That usually counteracts the effects, but damn, to get pepper sprayed (essentially) by a robot... Time to "fix" the safety design
 
The Robot just had enough with their taunting.

"Who is your daddy? Who is your mamma? You don't know do you? "

Makes for a sad and vengeful robot.
 
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