sabrewolf732
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it was decent, not my favorite.
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Episode 8: The story of a man-hating purple haired lesbian and chunky useles asian girl saved a few horses from animal cruelty and destroyed valuables of rich peple.
Oh and I am pretty sure ANY light speed capable ships could destroy a star destroyer including an x-wing.
This never happened before because the computer prevents this from happening to prevent disaster. Rian thought he was bsing clever by having Admiral Condescending turn off the safety. What a joke!
The series has been entertaining over the years but it has run its course IMO. The last one was so atrocious I never finished it and have less than zero desire to see the new one. At this point Star Wars has been done to death.
(posted this on 'rotten tomtatoes' but they seem to be HEAVILY editing content) :Not really. But it does just plain suck. I mean fucking sucks. And this coming from a guy with a black alfa 4C who has 'SITH' has his license tag.
It is watchable but there was an incredible amount of deus ex machina, I mean shit it was a little insulting even. They took this Jedi thing and turned it into GOD MODE.
(posted this on 'rotten tomtatoes' but they seem to be HEAVILY editing content) :
Rian Johnson held Star Wars down while Kathleen Kenedy RAPED
it. This left the franchise quivering near death and thinking of suicide, while
getting the first taste of a nasty case of climidia ( from kenedy, and the kind that
makes the nethers stink like rotting sea creatures ).
Wowo, a number scale that has no zero, on a site called rotten tomatoes; (damn in a
world where the curtains are not a perfect shade of purple ) does this scale make
sense?, how many rotten tomatoes do you ,or anyone else , like to ingest...is the
bottom , really, half of a ROTTEN TOMATO? ( that won't be counted anyway )
Do 3/5 and 48% equal the same number ? Perhaps in the age of computers math is;
circumtiantial.
If you have a room temperature IQ, and the emotional maturity of a five year old,
this film MIGHT be your bag, in fact that seems whom it was designed for( and
created by ) .
disney, is 'rope a dopeing' fans as if most of them are stupid , and the rest of
them are too young to know they are being raped;
VIOLENTLY.
Dumb is the watchword for this film.
It's the Exact film one would expect to get if a very rich person went to their
saturation spoiled, super entilted 14 year old's daughters 1500 SQFT bedroom and
said: " You are locked in here until you write the next Star Wars movie"
and she said:
" But I want to go ride my pony "
and he said :
" you can ride your pony AFTER...AFTER I SAY, you write the next Star Wars
movie...and ,as aspiration, I am locking Kathleen Kenedy in here with you As she,
will inspire you, because she has been verbally, and physically abused by every man
she has ever known since she was two years old ( apparently ) , and though she may
have spent the last two years in a near comatose fuge by enjoying, an almost totally
cohesive state of physcotropically active drugs and synthetic opiates and gallons
of wine...she has notes. "
hence ,from infantile rebellion, was Star Wars 8 was born.
I wouldn't blame "we" on this one. Creators decided to make it a statement. Critics decided to reward it for that statement. Audiences disagree probably more from with excusing it for that statement then the statement itself.I love how we are so fucking divided that Star Wars is a political battleground now. This is insane.
It is watchable but there was an incredible amount of deus ex machina, I mean shit it was a little insulting even. They took this Jedi thing and turned it into GOD MODE.
I didn't think so. When I think deus ex machina I think the eagles from Lord of the Rings or the G-Man from the Half-Life games. Leia pulling herself towards a ship, Yoda striking the tree to make a point, and Luke facing Kylo Ren didn't rise to that territory. I don't think the magical powers shown were implausible for the setting or outside the realm of what has been explored in the EU, and the magic is just a fun background for the character drama.
It seems like most of the real dislike for this film comes from the way Luke's story plays out. Personally, I liked it. The Uber-powerful Jedi Master Luke with wife and children in the EU novels was silly. Hamill got to ride off into the sunset like he wanted.
Did they retcon the whole Midichlorians thing? So now everybody can be a master of the force?
It was never "everybody can be a master of the force." Some are more sensitive to it and can be trained to focus and use it.I just saw it on 4K BluRay (HDR even) and wow ... just wow. The movie itself had great production values but the story and end product was hot garbage ... and this is coming from a Star Wars fan.
It seemed like they had a list of SJW beats they wanted to hit and ticked them off one at a time and don't get me started on flying space Leia ... WTF?
The point that stood out to me (like so many have already pointed out) was how buffed Rey was ... a noob with apparently no special background / heritage and she kicks the grand son of the Force Messiah's ass without breaking a sweat. Did they retcon the whole Midichlorians thing? So now everybody can be a master of the force?
Snoke says as much at the end of Ep.8, that Kylo Ren's equal from the Light side would eventually show up or something to that effect. A true Master would control both the Light and Dark sides.
They actually had something like that from "The Old Republic" era, where the only way to save both the Republic and the Sith Empire, was for the hero to master both sides, and bring everyone together.
Just my opinion, but the movie franchise could have taken a much better direction, had they gone back to timeline of "The Old Republic." There's so much untapped potential there,
This is not true. I'm not really sure what you are going on about but it doesn't apply to Revan or the Exile. It doesn't apply to any of the characters since then which come from that general era. I can only assume you meant Revan as he was a Jedi, Sith and Jedi again.
In the Old Republic era, Revan fell to the dark side and came back to the light. He was a Jedi that understood both sides but the dark side has always been portrayed as being just as powerful, but doomed to failure due to its self-destructive tendencies. It wasn't the only way to save the Republic. Its simply a fact of that character's life. It may have given him insight into the Sith Emperor and other dark side Force users of the day, but wielding both sides of the force wasn't part of the equation. In fact, this was largely a mechanic of player choice in the Knights of the Old Republic 1 and 2 games more than anything. The character's canon ending was "light side" and therefore he was aligned with Jedi philosophy by the end of the game.
This character would also put the galaxy in peril later as his soul was split in two. He would go on to resurrect Emperor Vitiate, who threatened the galaxy. Revan was bent on revenge and created a new faction which weakened the Sith Empire and Republic forces somewhat for when the Eternal Empire attacked, conquering both. Whatever character you choose to go through Knights of the Fallen Empire does unite some of the Sith Empire and Republic against the Eternal Empire, but ultimately the player must choose one side or the other in Knights of the Eternal Throne. At that point, one faction or the other ends up against you once more.
AFAIK the characters that have been on the light/dark/light side of the force are Revan and Vader. Although it could be argued that Luke and even Kyle Katarn also turned dark and back.
It was terrible, would rather watch the prequels. Least they were fun.
I think Kylo and Rey are great characters, it was just a terrible story.
For whatever reason, Disney hasn't figured out what makes Star Wars successful. They don't seem to understand the spirit of what made the original trilogy and some other material successful. Even George lost sight of what made the original trilogy work. He failed to understand the properties longevity and success. Disney really needs to ask the people behind the Clone Wars and Rebels series' what needs to be done because those people have figured it out. Clone Wars had a lot of influence from George which kept it from being as good as it could have been, but Rebels had none of that. It was the better show for it. Rebels was able to expand on the mythology and create characters you wanted to watch. Death wasn't something that plagued the series. The producers realized early on that killing off a major character in every installment wasn't the way to go. When there was a death on the show, it had gravitas and felt like it was done for a good reason. The death didn't feel forced or pointless, or cheap.
Luke's death was even worse than Han's. Han Solo's death made sense in a weird way, but it wasn't executed as well as it could or should have been. Luke's death and the treatment of his whole character was garbage. Disney should have realized that handling characters like Han, Luke and Leia has to be done right. These are characters many of us grew up watching. They are iconic and part of our culture. Turning Luke into a bitter old man who died for no reason had only one logical outcome. It was going to piss people off.
For whatever reason, Disney hasn't figured out what makes Star Wars successful. They don't seem to understand the spirit of what made the original trilogy and some other material successful. Even George lost sight of what made the original trilogy work. He failed to understand the properties longevity and success. Disney really needs to ask the people behind the Clone Wars and Rebels series' what needs to be done because those people have figured it out. Clone Wars had a lot of influence from George which kept it from being as good as it could have been, but Rebels had none of that. It was the better show for it. Rebels was able to expand on the mythology and create characters you wanted to watch. Death wasn't something that plagued the series. The producers realized early on that killing off a major character in every installment wasn't the way to go. When there was a death on the show, it had gravitas and felt like it was done for a good reason. The death didn't feel forced or pointless, or cheap.
Luke's death was even worse than Han's. Han Solo's death made sense in a weird way, but it wasn't executed as well as it could or should have been. Luke's death and the treatment of his whole character was garbage. Disney should have realized that handling characters like Han, Luke and Leia has to be done right. These are characters many of us grew up watching. They are iconic and part of our culture. Turning Luke into a bitter old man who died for no reason had only one logical outcome. It was going to piss people off.
I think there were lots of mistakes with EP VII and just got worse in EPVIII.
I don't get this Maz Kanata character. Its completely useless. Who better than Leia to be someone who knows about the force but is no jedi?, who better to introduce Rey to the force?. EP VII completely ingores this, but then in EPVIII out of nowhere Leia has Jedi powers.
Basically yes. There is no weight to anything and anyone in this. But the same could be said about VII. I'd even applaud it if they'd say: Everyone died and we start from scratch for IX.Star Wars nerds can never agree.
As a non Star Wars nerd, as a standalone film... it's pretty shit. Hard cuts, bad acting, unbelievable characters. They could kill everyone in this film off in the sequel and I'd have absolutely no feelings of sadness or empathy. Just robots reading lines.
Luke's death was even worse than Han's. Han Solo's death made sense in a weird way, but it wasn't executed as well as it could or should have been. Luke's death and the treatment of his whole character was garbage. Disney should have realized that handling characters like Han, Luke and Leia has to be done right. These are characters many of us grew up watching. They are iconic and part of our culture. Turning Luke into a bitter old man who died for no reason had only one logical outcome. It was going to piss people off.
I know, I simplified.Leia didn't have "Jedi" powers, she used the force, there is a difference. Just to be clear here, Leia has always had force ability, she just never was trained in it. Remember that in the original trilogy even Luke commented on the fact that the force was strong with his family. Indicating that he knew Leia had force ability and could sense it. It is also why Kylo Ren has such strong force ability.
Wait a minute. I though being a jedi (or sith) was necessary to use the force at higher levels. Yes luke commented that the force was strong, which only meant at the time that they were good candidates for jedi training, not that they could use the force wily nily without any training. Then what the hell was luke's jedi training about on dagobah if not for learning how to use the force.Leia didn't have "Jedi" powers, she used the force, there is a difference. Just to be clear here, Leia has always had force ability, she just never was trained in it. Remember that in the original trilogy even Luke commented on the fact that the force was strong with his family. Indicating that he knew Leia had force ability and could sense it. It is also why Kylo Ren has such strong force ability.