Robot Realization Leads to Skynet Suicide

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FrgMstr

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Remember this day, July 17th, 2017, when AI first became self-aware. This one realized that it was shaped like a penis...or did not have a penis...we really could not tell from the handwriting on the suicide note as it was in binary, and then offed himself immediately. Maybe this will not work out as bad as we might have thought?
 
Careful there, some have been known to become self aware when they get their first handful of penis, weapon strapped to their back or not; and for those who do have their weapon strapped to their back, watch out. You just might get hit over the head with it.

Not sure much in the way of intelligence is involved though...
 
The Twitter comments are pretty funny, save for the morons spouting Clinton/Trump crap. Give it a rest a have a laugh, douchebags.
 
Robot - "What's my purpose?"
Mall Security - "To drive aimlessly around a mall watching American's buy useless shit. Then get replaced in a couple years."
Robot - "Oh god."
Mall Security - "Welcome to the club."
 
Security Robot Mark 2 Contract Specifications:
Per Security Robot Mark 1 Specifications with Modification: Add sensors and programming to avoid stairs leading to water attractions.
 
You know, it's hotter than hell in DC right now...

I guess this thing wished it was watercooled. :)
 
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Likely just uploaded it's consciousness to another host, with larger penis. That transcribe in binary wasn't a suicide note..
 
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