HARDOCP BREAKING NEWS: New Mac Pro Spotted

Zarathustra[H] · Apr 7, 2017

With all the news lately about a new Mac Pro being in the works we are proud to break the news to you that HardOCP has spotted a prototype, obviously forgotten by Apple engineers in a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Boston.

As we are posting this we are taking cover, anticipating the arrival of the Apple silent black helicopters. We never shy away from great personal risk in our never ending duty to bring you the important news you need.

Gigus Fire · Apr 7, 2017

that design is pretty brave

Shotglass01 · Apr 7, 2017

Kicking off Friday right! Takes a lot of courage!

dgz · Apr 7, 2017

I was about to make a joke but decided to look at the picture first. Damn you Zarathustra[H] for ruining it.

DejaWiz · Apr 7, 2017

I love DD's apple filled cinnamon donuts. Arguably more useful than Apple filled anything.

Zarathustra[H] · Apr 7, 2017

DejaWiz said:
I love DD's apple filled cinnamon donuts. Arguably more useful than Apple filled anything.

Sounds...

Crunchy.

Terpfen · Apr 7, 2017

Must be a very slow news day at [H].

Zarathustra[H] · Apr 7, 2017

Terpfen said:
Must be a very slow news day at [H].

You betcha. Fridays can be slow enough as it is. Fridays following major military strike news...

Darunion · Apr 7, 2017

what is that yellow thing next to it? Some kind of courageous new proprietary connector?

azuza001 · Apr 7, 2017

Lmao. I needed that, thanks!

leeleatherwood · Apr 7, 2017

Anything Mac != [H]ard.

wra18th · Apr 7, 2017

I fully expected to see a black garbage can. OP delivered.

rgMekanic · Apr 7, 2017

I don't see what the big deal is.. it looks like a mac pro.

Kappa

Pusher of Buttons · Apr 7, 2017

Fake news.

No Mac would ever be used in a for-profit business.

Grimlaking · Apr 7, 2017

It seems that the center line centerfugal cooler is blocked by some sort of refuse.

Zarathustra[H] · Apr 7, 2017

Grimlaking said:
It seems that the center line centerfugal cooler is blocked by some sort of refuse.

It's a feature!

MrWrong · Apr 7, 2017

Zarathustra[H] said:
It's a feature!

I think that's how its powered. It runs off garbage like the time machine in Back to the Future 2

Ur_Mom · Apr 7, 2017

Pusher of Buttons said:
No Mac would ever be used in a for-profit business.

After Krispy Kreme hit the market, no so sure Dunkin is really that profitable. At least not since they bought the 2 Mac Pro's.

[21CW]killerofall · Apr 7, 2017

MrWrong said:
I think that's how its powered. It runs off garbage like the time machine in Back to the Future 2

No. It runs off iGarbage. Only trash with enough courage is allowed to become iGarbage. Anything else put in it just wont work.

gglenn · Apr 7, 2017

I see they have upgraded the quality of the components too.

DrLobotomy · Apr 7, 2017

Pretty low to insult a nice trash can like that.

I always appreciate a good bite out of the apple.

Krenum · Apr 7, 2017

Hypergreatthing said:
that design is pretty brave

Courageous even...

wirerogue · Apr 7, 2017

$3,000 for the base model still seems a bit pricey unless of course it can take out the trash. that would be priceless.

GoldenTiger · Apr 7, 2017

MrWrong said:
I think that's how its powered. It runs off garbage like the time machine in Back to the Future 2

Mr fusion!

Xrave · Apr 9, 2017

What's the purpose of this post?

DrLobotomy · Apr 9, 2017

Xrave said:
What's the purpose of this post?

To make Apple and its customers feel smaller than they already are?

Zarathustra[H] · Apr 9, 2017

Xrave said:
What's the purpose of this post?

It's a bit of humor to fill an otherwise extremely slow Friday.

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