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computer generated? Nah... but it's not like all of that happened at once. The ketchup/mustard collision shot was added in, the drop of the stuff was different than the landing of the stuff... but all of that is irrelevant, what is relevant is that meager amount of bacon on that burger, that's the kind of shit fast food places pull when telling you that you get "two strips"... bullshit that's two strips at the very most it's one strip that has been cut in half, and even then it's a tiny ass strip to start with!

#bacontruth
 
Seems like my job. Everyone thinks everything is so very easy. I'll have someone ask me to fix something and they'll be shocked that I'm not done in 5 minutes.
 
computer generated? Nah... but it's not like all of that happened at once. The ketchup/mustard collision shot was added in, the drop of the stuff was different than the landing of the stuff... but all of that is irrelevant, what is relevant is that meager amount of bacon on that burger, that's the kind of shit fast food places pull when telling you that you get "two strips"... bullshit that's two strips at the very most it's one strip that has been cut in half, and even then it's a tiny ass strip to start with!

#bacontruth
Such strong feelings! Did you not have enough bacon as a child?
 
I miss the good old days where they used half naked women to sell stuff...
 
Seems like my job. Everyone thinks everything is so very easy. I'll have someone ask me to fix something and they'll be shocked that I'm not done in 5 minutes.

I know what you are talking about. They will send me audio recorded with the house sound screwed up beyond belief, sounds like it was recorded on a gramophone and they amazed when I tell them the amount of time it will take to
clean it up enough for broadcast.
 
This is all very interesting and a technical masterpiece and bla bla bla, but they missed the most important thing, where can I get that tasty looking burger?

god dammit I'm hungry.
 
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This is all very interesting and a technical masterpiece and bla bla bla, but they missed the most important thing, where can I get that tasty looking burger?

god dammit I'm hungry.

You can't, it takes a lot of work and photo trickery to get a burger to look that good. Nothing is as good on the plate in front of you as the picture in the menu.
 
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