DIY Automatic Toilet Paper Machine

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This is the coolest thing you will see all day. How do I know this is the coolest thing you will see all day? At the one minute mark when the guy said "I replaced the knife with a chainsaw..." I knew I had to share this DIY automatic toilet paper machine with you guys. :D
 
Toilet paper and property damage!? Sign me up!

I'd bet we can overclock that chainsaw...
 
Replace toilet paper with hair and wall with a chair. Boom! Automatic barber.


Patent pending .
 
C'mon, toilet paper hurts trees and think of the landfills. The baby seals...
A bidet is a better option - this guy would put a pressure washer on his. You'd be clean as a whistle (and ouch!)
 
westrock2000 said:
Toilet paper is for the plebeians. Baby wipes is the lap of luxury.
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Until you have the lava chili shits and you HAVE to use baby wipes to, well you know, bite down on the dispenser until the wave of fire pain passes.
 
Wolfkin said:
Love his Air Powered Bicycle Pump....

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Ya, I love that stupid invention there. It'd be like me making a fire, that boils a pot of water, that makes steam. Then the steam is used to move a pair of arms that builds a fire from rubbing sticks together.
 
steakman1971 said:
C'mon, toilet paper hurts trees and think of the landfills. The baby seals...
A bidet is a better option - this guy would put a pressure washer on his. You'd be clean as a whistle (and ouch!)
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Considering the overall obsession with cleanliness in America, toilet paper is one of the outliers.
 
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