Microsoft Partners With A Legal Weed Startup

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Microsoft announced yesterday that it was teaming up with Kind, a Los Angeles based start-up, to build an app that tracks plants from "seed to sale." Uh oh, imagine if Microsoft started pushing weed as aggressively as it pushed Windows 10, :D

"We do think there will be significant growth," Microsoft's Kimberly Nelson tells the NYT. "As the industry is regulated, there will be more transactions, and we believe there will be more sophisticated requirements and tools down the road." Twenty-five states in the US have legalized pot, either for medical or recreational use, and five more are voting this year to approve it, including California and Nevada. That's created a kind of (Acapulco) gold rush in Silicon Valley, with startups sprouting everywhere. The software giant is based in Washington state, where it's perfectly legal to sell pot, and sees the potential for profits.
 
Yep, turn everybody into potheads and they will be even easier to control.
 
Gee, I love when imbeciles from the 70s troll....and the term "potheads" belies your true intellect...or lack thereof....

Seem to be taking it a little personally me thinks. Actually, I am rather shocked someone has not made a joke about being high would be the only way they would upgrade to Windows 10 or something like that.
 
Seem to be taking it a little personally me thinks. Actually, I am rather shocked someone has not made a joke about being high would be the only way they would upgrade to Windows 10 or something like that.
I did!;)
 
The butt hurt is strong in this thread and I imagine we have barely begun!
 
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hurrr durrr weed makes you dumb because the tv said so.

So being high doesn't hinder your thought process? Same with being drunk.

I didn't say it makes you dumb (when not high), but it does affect your judgement when you are high.

And you using the "hurrr durrr" makes me think you have the IQ of a small soap dish.. but that might be insulting the soap dish.
 
I just love that out of all of the objects in the universe that could be used here, you chose soap dish. (I'm being serious. Choices for this type of phrase intrigue me.)
 
So being high doesn't hinder your thought process? Same with being drunk.

I didn't say it makes you dumb (when not high), but it does affect your judgement when you are high.

And you using the "hurrr durrr" makes me think you have the IQ of a small soap dish.. but that might be insulting the soap dish.
I disagree with being high and poor judgements, it really depends on your experience with it. But this will just begin another pointless argument so ill just leave it here.
 
I just love that out of all of the objects in the universe that could be used here, you chose soap dish. (I'm being serious. Choices for this type of phrase intrigue me.)

What about a bowl of petunias? Improbable, I'd guess. :D
 
What does weed and Microsoft have in common?
Both can make people paranoid.

You are welcome

I never got paranoid. I got really confident. I'd go into the store and buy my munchies. "They know. Sure they know. They do it, too. I don't care.". Everyone else was really scared to go inside, I was just fine.
 
I never got paranoid. I got really confident. I'd go into the store and buy my munchies. "They know. Sure they know. They do it, too. I don't care.". Everyone else was really scared to go inside, I was just fine.

Clearly you live on the edge. I ride easy street with my side wheels on my pink bicycle.
Luckily evolution steps in and gets nerdy lardy people groceries online. Literally the Matrix with its "facilities".
 
What does weed and Microsoft have in common?
Both can make people paranoid.

You are welcome
As a "pot head" I approve this message. Does weed make you stupid? No. Does it make you slow witted? Yes. If for no other reason that you are very distracted by trains of thought you would have never gone down if you were not high.
 
Yep, turn everybody into potheads and they will be even easier to control.

Fuck that. Just fill yourself with anti-depressants and opioids to kill the pain. Wash em down with some liquor and grab a fat kid special on your way home (double quarter pounder with cheese super sized). Much better for you.

I haven't smoked in years. It still makes me chuckle when I read the misinformed comments from people that have been either sheltered or avoided the scary world of POTHEADS (which most that use it recreationally are not).
 
Fuck that. Just fill yourself with anti-depressants and opioids to kill the pain. Wash em down with some liquor and grab a fat kid special on your way home (double quarter pounder with cheese super sized). Much better for you.

I haven't smoked in years. It still makes me chuckle when I read the misinformed comments from people that have been either sheltered or avoided the scary world of POTHEADS (which most that use it recreationally are not).

Potheads ruin my buzz. Seriously, I love smoking alone...but with a group of people, inevitably the potheads emerge and the harshing begins.
 
Fuck that. Just fill yourself with anti-depressants and opioids to kill the pain. Wash em down with some liquor and grab a fat kid special on your way home (double quarter pounder with cheese super sized). Much better for you.
So like, be American?
 
Potheads ruin my buzz. Seriously, I love smoking alone...but with a group of people, inevitably the potheads emerge and the harshing begins.

I have to retract my original statement; I didn't include 4 hour marathons of Mario Kart with my wife after an edible/gummy ;)... which is super ironic cause I just got a Wii U 2 days ago. Damn you internet for making "curious" last night!
 
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