The biēm Butter Sprayer Kickstarter

Popcorn yes! Looks messy though I foresee greasy counter tops. I must be one of those "cooking guys" as I can't say I've ever burned butter. I also know better than to use cold butter for...well anything.
 
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I use "I can't believe it's not butter" spray, which is already on the shelf, has way fewer calories, and tastes better to me. Empty half the bag of microwave popcorn in a bowl, give 7 sprays, then the other half of the bag and another 10 sprays. Grand total, less than 50 calories added to the popcorn.
 
dgingeri said:
I use "I can't believe it's not butter" spray, which is already on the shelf, has way fewer calories, and tastes better to me. Empty half the bag of microwave popcorn in a bowl, give 7 sprays, then the other half of the bag and another 10 sprays. Grand total, less than 50 calories added to the popcorn.
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honestly, that spray uses Palm Oil which is horrible. I would rather use pure butter spray than this stuff.
 
dgingeri said:
I use "I can't believe it's not butter" spray, which is already on the shelf, has way fewer calories, and tastes better to me. Empty half the bag of microwave popcorn in a bowl, give 7 sprays, then the other half of the bag and another 10 sprays. Grand total, less than 50 calories added to the popcorn.
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That's because artificial foods that are made out of plastic don't have a caloric profile :D

That said, yeah... how long until this thing goes rancid because someone forgot to clean it, or you really can't get it clean with detergent because it's fucking butter and that shit won't simply come up with a drop of liquid soap.
 
Things I've never said: (or even thought)

#346: Awesome butter, but I really wish it sprayed.
 
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If this was my Kickstarter, I'd have T-Shirts made that said "biēm me up some motherf*cking butter" with a stick of butter in a tractor beam coming out of the nozzle of the device.... and a rainbow...maybe a buttery unicorn holding it.
 
for best effect you really need a unicorn pooping the stick of butter

 
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Sized to only work with Biem butter sticks...

Good for pranking. #1; Replace with someones spray on deodorant who doesn't know what it does.
 
R.I.P your counter. Nothing like cleaning up butter splat after every use. Then it's in the air... on your cloths and walls... Nope.. Just Nope
 
I love kitchen gadgets but $100 for a butter sprayer? It's not like this thing is a thermapen. And it's not THAT hard to spread butter, it's called "don't try to spread stick butter".

Having trouble spreading your stick butter? Problem solved:

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Also, I haven't tried but I would bet that I could melt some butter in my microwave and pour it into my $9 misto.
 
Butter...meh. Now Bacon...gimme a gizmo like that you can put bacon into and out comes...tiny bits of bacon. Yeah, now we're talkin'.
 
dgingeri said:
I use "I can't believe it's not butter" spray, which is already on the shelf, has way fewer calories, and tastes better to me. Empty half the bag of microwave popcorn in a bowl, give 7 sprays, then the other half of the bag and another 10 sprays. Grand total, less than 50 calories added to the popcorn.
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I eat popcorn everyday, and I've tried every butter flavored spray known to man, including ICBINB... IMHO Crisco Butter Flavor Non-Stick Spray is by far the best.
 
Someone's just going to go full on Mad Max War Boy with this, and I suspect that could be Steve.
 
dgingeri said:
I use "I can't believe it's not butter" spray, which is already on the shelf, has way fewer calories, and tastes better to me. Empty half the bag of microwave popcorn in a bowl, give 7 sprays, then the other half of the bag and another 10 sprays. Grand total, less than 50 calories added to the popcorn.
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You have no taste buds if you think that crap tastes better...


This is seriously over complicating things. Have people forgotten what a butter dish is for? I haven't had hard cold butter in years.
 
I never get Kickstarters like this. So you mean to tell me that if it wasn't for the help of peoples donations that allllllllll this time and alllllllll this money and allllllllll this effort that's been put into this thing would just all be for goddamn NOTHING! It would just totally fail without Kickstarter!

Bullshit. Kickstarters like this are nothing but a way to advertise and get bonus money for spending on non-product related shit like luxury items for the owner.
 
Mut1ny said:
Kickstarters like this are nothing but a way to advertise and get bonus money for spending on non-product related shit like luxury items for the owner.
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Sounds good to me. It's not like they didn't do the work and don't have a functional product.
 
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