Life-Sized Armored Batman Collectible

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What will the neighbors think when you put this on your lawn? I have a couple of Hot Toys figures but think they have gone a little too far this time. I guess the life-sized Batmobile is next.

The movie-accurate and realistic Life-Size Armored Batman Collectible will be available in selected markets and stands approximately 1.95m/6.4ft tall (2.2m/7.2ft tall with base). It features an armored head with light-up eyes, authentic and detailed likeness of Batman’s lower face, meticulously sculpted replica of the Batsuit and armor, a fabric cape, and a circular base with light-up function and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice logo.
 
He built the armor for the battle against Superman.

LAME.

You know what this is?
Batman-Yellow-West.jpg

It's Batman.
 
How exactly is a suit supposed to suppress the g-forces from a superman punch? Same goes for iron man when he fought hulk, he should be dead.

So realistically, Iron Man should be dead. But realistically, the Hulk doesn't exist. Hence, Tony Stark is hypothetically still alive, even though he doesn't exist either (then again... Elon Musk :eek:)

Seriously, it's a fantasy movie/universe. If you bring realism into it, everything goes to shit and it becomes enjoyable.
 
How exactly is a suit supposed to suppress the g-forces from a superman punch? Same goes for iron man when he fought hulk, he should be dead.

Yeah I loved all the handy grippy handholds and gaps the Hulk Buster suit had on it. Not one of Stark's cleverest designs.:D

Didn't the comic book version have a totally smooth surface?
 
So realistically, Iron Man should be dead. But realistically, the Hulk doesn't exist. Hence, Tony Stark is hypothetically still alive, even though he doesn't exist either (then again... Elon Musk :eek:)

Seriously, it's a fantasy movie/universe. If you bring realism into it, everything goes to shit and it becomes enjoyable.

I can't believe buy into that analogy. He's more 1 part Edison, and one part PT Barnum than Tony Stark.
 
So realistically, Iron Man should be dead. But realistically, the Hulk doesn't exist. Hence, Tony Stark is hypothetically still alive, even though he doesn't exist either (then again... Elon Musk :eek:)

Seriously, it's a fantasy movie/universe. If you bring realism into it, everything goes to shit and it becomes enjoyable.

There's also a difference between a good fantasy story with consistency and a poor one with no consistency. You can still have realism with fantasy along as there's some consistent standard to follow. Seemed to do fine with D&D novels for all these years. Marvel can do the same with their novels, but then it would decrease the clientele since now people would have to think things through instead of watching a linear story. In the comics lineup, Marvel had an adult oriented branch called Knights which started off great having great consistency and story, but then turned into crap where it mimics the normal marvel comics which is why it was phased out in 2013.
 
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