Got me an Ikea Jerker desk, the owners of the company I work for had it sitting in the back of the wherehouse so I asked my manager if they decide to sell it to let me know, so he went to the owners and told them that he wanted it so they gave it to him and he gave it to me! For nothing!
I used to have two of them. I get a little sad thinking of how easily I let them go. That was a bullet proof desk.