McAfee Files Paperwork To Run For President

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Holy moly, this guy can't possibly be serious. And what the hell is up with the "cyber party" name?

The antivirus software pioneer John McAfee on Tuesday filed paperwork with the Federal Election Commission to run for president. The paperwork was confirmed as authentic by Kyle Sandler, who is identified as one of the campaign’s directors and responded to a request for comment from a contact form on McAfee’s personal website. The filing lists an Alabama address, and noted that McAfee would be “founding a new party yet to be announced.”
 
I thought we had already exceeded our quota of insane candidates ... why can't we get a GOOD businessman to run ... Bill Gates or Alan Mulally would be much better business candidates than the ones that are currently running
 
J3RK said:
The Bath Salt Party! Woooo!!!!
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Sadly, I'm more likely to vote for him than any other candidate on the Republican ticket (and Billary).

I've always hated "lesser of two evils" (in this cycle, lesser of evils/du-masses)
 
kbrickley said:
I thought we had already exceeded our quota of insane candidates ... why can't we get a GOOD businessman to run ... Bill Gates or Alan Mulally would be much better business candidates than the ones that are currently running
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I agree, the problem is that they are off doing other things and probably don't want to run the country.
 
Didn't he get some 16 year old girl prego...one that was helping him test his anal-delivery for illegal drugs? And no he's gonna try to be president. This is why doing drugs does to your brain.
 
Who would vote for a man that is link to some worst BLOATWARE that comes preinstalled on computers today?
 
I thought he went into hiding for murder. Now he wants to run for president?
 
The government is bloated, doesn't work right, interferes with what normally does, and shuts down the wrong things in the name of security while letting what's harmful operate undetected... all while costing too much. Sounds pretty familiar. You sure he's not already in charge?
 
CreepyUncleGoogle said:
Didn't he get some 16 year old girl prego...one that was helping him test his anal-delivery for illegal drugs? And no he's gonna try to be president. This is why doing drugs does to your brain.
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anal deliveries impregnate women how?
 
kbrickley said:
I thought we had already exceeded our quota of insane candidates ... why can't we get a GOOD businessman to run ... Bill Gates or Alan Mulally would be much better business candidates than the ones that are currently running
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Bill Gates would never do it in 2012.

Alan Mulally is another one that should but won't.
 
Exavior said:
I agree, the problem is that they are off doing other things and probably don't want to run the country.
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Nobody that has the kind of integrity and vision required to become a truly great politician would ever lower his or herself to do so. Not today. Not in the last 100 years.

CreepyUncleGoogle said:
Didn't he get some 16 year old girl prego...one that was helping him test his anal-delivery for illegal drugs? And no he's gonna try to be president. This is why doing drugs does to your brain.
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Amazon needs to get in on that... Shit.
 
kbrickley said:
I thought we had already exceeded our quota of insane candidates ... why can't we get a GOOD businessman to run ... Bill Gates or Alan Mulally would be much better business candidates than the ones that are currently running
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Good businessmen are happy being businessmen and philanthropists (in the case of Gates). Really. You have all the money and time that that money buys...why on god's green Earth would you want to run?

You have to be truely narcissistic and off-your-rocker to want to have to put up with Congress as part of your job title.
 
Arbit3r said:
Who would vote for a man that is link to some worst BLOATWARE that comes preinstalled on computers today?
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John McAfee resigned from McAfee Associates in 1994 and sold all his shares in the company in 1996. Coincidentally, that's about the last time McAfee AV didn't perform like shit.
 
As your attorney, I advise you to to take ***insert bath salt measurement unit here*** of the sunshine bath salts.
 
J3RK said:
As your attorney, I advise you to to take ***insert bath salt measurement unit here*** of the sunshine bath salts.
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Hmm. I wonder if the bath salt walk is similar to the ether-stupor walk... :D
 
McAfee for president: Your voting card on the ballot will be prefilled with his number and be impossible to remove without destroying it.
 
When we live in a country where killary is even eligible to run and is not in prison we are in major trouble.

I support Ted Cruz, he is the most honest person I have seen in politics for a long time. Much unlike the team of terrorist we have in place now.

I do not support trump but we would have an outstanding first lady.
 
I mean, is he any worse than all the idiots running currently? I don't think so.
 
People screwing around like this is what gets people like Hilarious Clinton elected.

Heaven help us...
 
Skripka said:
The whole already being a convicted criminal kind does make him worse, yes.
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Convicted vs hasn't got caught yet. Pick your poison.

I'll once again be exercising my right to not pick the lesser of two douchebags. Until we clean congress out completely, whoever is president doesn't matter in the slightest.
 
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