Counter Strike: Global Offensive

We have five. Looking for a few more. Matches will be Monday and Thursday and can be scheduled from 5 to 10 pst.
 
trick0502 said:
I'd be an alternate for you. Let me know what you need me to do.
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If you want to, you will have to be an esea premium sub, and pay a league fee. We could always use a few more as most of us have jobs and stuff. I deploy out to sea a few days out of the month and have duty as well. If any of you are interested, pm me and I will get you the details. A good bit of the team are from [H].
 
I played for the first time in 6 months yesterday and had a blast!

Won 4 out of 5 games, too.
 
OEM said:
I played for the first time in 6 months yesterday and had a blast!

Won 4 out of 5 games, too.
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Very disturbing to think about you playing CS:GO with your dick between your legs. I fear what happens when you shart.
 
doz said:
Very disturbing to think about you playing CS:GO with your dick between your legs. I fear what happens when you shart.
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I look forward to the comments people that aren't apart of General Mayhem post.


Also, is there a no kidding description of how the level up system works? I've won all but 1 of my last 6 or 7 games and I want to be a Nova 1 SOOOO bad. I'm right there on the cusp.
 
Zarathustra[H];1041563987 said:
Where do you put yours when playing? :p
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Mine can reach all the way to my bunghole :D

I played a PUG last night to start preparing. Did ok, not great but still lost ;/. League should be fun!

And holy shit, Silver Elite OEM!! I might have to buy a new account just to play with you :p
 
Registration for ESEA league has been extended and official ends in 6 days. If anyone is interested, let morpheus, rb, doz, or myself know. First match is on May 4th.
 
doz said:
Mine can reach all the way to my bunghole :D

I played a PUG last night to start preparing. Did ok, not great but still lost ;/. League should be fun!

And holy shit, Silver Elite OEM!! I might have to buy a new account just to play with you :p
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Sarcasm? Silver elite sucks.
 
Thats why I have to buy an account to play with you lol.... I cant @ my rank unless we have 5. Add me if anyone wants to play... I have a smurf I can play with for low ranked friends.
 
It is sort of funny, but I mostly solo queue and play with a few guys from here, but after the last couple of vac waves, I have seen the competition become more equal in terms to mm. When I started really playing, I keep getting deranked from hackers, boosters, smurf, etc... I was down all the way to nova 1. I knew I was a better player than nova 1, but my luck was bad soloing. Now I have been winning most of my games and currently up to dmg and climbing. It's about time the matches start to seem fair.
 
BravO))) said:
It is sort of funny, but I mostly solo queue and play with a few guys from here, but after the last couple of vac waves, I have seen the competition become more equal in terms to mm. When I started really playing, I keep getting deranked from hackers, boosters, smurf, etc... I was down all the way to nova 1. I knew I was a better player than nova 1, but my luck was bad soloing. Now I have been winning most of my games and currently up to dmg and climbing. It's about time the matches start to seem fair.
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Hit me up this weekend, I will be on, we should get a few games down.

Anyone else, insomnibyte101 on steam, I am going to be playing 6AM-6PM EST on both Saturday and Sunday! :D
 
Someone play with me. Otherwise my Nova 1 isn't going to last long. I know I suck, but I don't think I suck as bad as I've been the past two days.

On a happy note, I was on a team with two of the funniest people I've ever played with last night. Wish I had their names, would love to play with them again. I was literally laughing out loud as I was playing and couldn't aim for shit because of it. They were fucking good, too. We won from 7 down.
 
OEM said:
Someone play with me. Otherwise my Nova 1 isn't going to last long. I know I suck, but I don't think I suck as bad as I've been the past two days.

On a happy note, I was on a team with two of the funniest people I've ever played with last night. Wish I had their names, would love to play with them again. I was literally laughing out loud as I was playing and couldn't aim for shit because of it. They were fucking good, too. We won from 7 down.
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Add me OEM if you haven't already!
 
OEM said:
Someone play with me. Otherwise my Nova 1 isn't going to last long. I know I suck, but I don't think I suck as bad as I've been the past two days.

On a happy note, I was on a team with two of the funniest people I've ever played with last night. Wish I had their names, would love to play with them again. I was literally laughing out loud as I was playing and couldn't aim for shit because of it. They were fucking good, too. We won from 7 down.
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There is a way to look at your past players you played with either in-game or on your friends list, and then you can add them and show them your pics. :p
 
The rank ups seem screwy to me lately.

I went from mg1 to mge in 3 days. Ive had 12 wins and 4 loses as an mge without a rank up. soloing last night we laid the smack down on a bunch of smg / eagle ranks for 2 matches in a row and still mge.

But as mentioned before, these ban waves are making MM much more enjoyable.

The other night I solo'd and got put onto a team with 4 other mge's and we played against 5 silver 2's...iit was pretty funny.
 
bink said:
The rank ups seem screwy to me lately.

I went from mg1 to mge in 3 days. Ive had 12 wins and 4 loses as an mge without a rank up. soloing last night we laid the smack down on a bunch of smg / eagle ranks for 2 matches in a row and still mge.

But as mentioned before, these ban waves are making MM much more enjoyable.

The other night I solo'd and got put onto a team with 4 other mge's and we played against 5 silver 2's...iit was pretty funny.
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Yeah. I have been stuck at dmg for the past couple of weeks, but it was a give or take with w/l. From what I read, dmg is sort of like sem hell. You get stuck and very hard to break out of. Good news, I finally made it to LE today. Also, the weird rank ups/downs can be caused by the VAC waves going around. Seems as though they are more frequent as of late.
 
bink said:
But as mentioned before, these ban waves are making MM much more enjoyable.
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These stupid twats had their parents buy them another game and they're back. Fuck this game. For 11 games I've gotten groups of people that throw the bomb over the fence or somewhere you can't get it, team killing, not trying (running into the open just to be killed) joined then just leaving.

I've lost 11 straight games because of this. I thought once I got out of Silvers this shit would stop.

Fuck this game.
 
OEM said:
These stupid twats had their parents buy them another game and they're back. Fuck this game. For 11 games I've gotten groups of people that throw the bomb over the fence or somewhere you can't get it, team killing, not trying (running into the open just to be killed) joined then just leaving.

I've lost 11 straight games because of this. I thought once I got out of Silvers this shit would stop.

Fuck this game.
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Play on cevo. It's free and way better servers. You will also find a lot less asshats there. I play esea, but it's sub based.
 
It almost seems like the matches get easier the higher I get ranked. Got up to mge recently and my teammates generally have better attitudes and play way smarter, but I guess the second part is to be expected.
 
Tbird87 said:
It almost seems like the matches get easier the higher I get ranked. Got up to mge recently and my teammates generally have better attitudes and play way smarter, but I guess the second part is to be expected.
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When you play at lower ranks, it's harder because there is no team effort. I'm legendary eagle, and recently played a game with silvers on my team... for fun. Holy fuck were they bad. I'm trying to tell them where to setup before the round, and they are like wtf is that lol. Finally it was so bad, to the point, that I just told all four of them hold the point over there and I would solo the other. In the end we lost 1-16 with one le and four silvers against four le and one dmg. I was total wtf when I saw the other teams ranks lol. Thanks mm.
 
BravO))) said:
When you play at lower ranks, it's harder because there is no team effort. I'm legendary eagle, and recently played a game with silvers on my team... for fun. Holy fuck were they bad. I'm trying to tell them where to setup before the round, and they are like wtf is that lol. Finally it was so bad, to the point, that I just told all four of them hold the point over there and I would solo the other. In the end we lost 1-16 with one le and four silvers against four le and one dmg. I was total wtf when I saw the other teams ranks lol. Thanks mm.
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Heh I'm still at mge...but about once a week I'll queue up with some silver friends. Like silver 2 and s3 and have several hundred wins. It's hilarious the stupid shut they pull. Like forgetting what team they are on, what the fuck is armor?, where are the bombsites?, run past T's and try to defuse and not kill the T's first...
 
What I want to do is get an alt account with some others that are mg2 or higher, and try to get silver ranks. Then troll the entire team by trying to not die and hide, or stack construction or bedroom and wait for the plant. Could even play the entire game with 5-7's and tec-9's while throwing all their weapons off the map. Anyone interested?
 
fucking finally...MGE was pure hell.

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Steam ID is jnbink0

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