How A Video Game Is Released In 2015

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If you want a good chuckle, make sure you read "How A Video Game Is Released in 2015."

Major video game websites post their first impressions of DeathBlood, based on their time with a single level that won’t end up in the final game. Most are mildly enthusiastic. Some are critical of the game’s lack of positive female characters. One journalist’s impressions are cautiously negative, leading to calls for their sacking from enraged fans.
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My thoughts after reading that....

Pathetic. One of the worst offenders in the toilet of trash game-hype review websites thinks it can win points by taking shots at EA
 
"Everyone who stands in your way must die. Even the dogs. Even the cats. Even the chickens ..." LOL.
 
I thought it was a rather good use of 5 minutes of my time.

The comments are better than the article.
 
This shocked me. I read it, was slightly amused at first. Then it bored me. Then I realized as my gaze slowly panned to the top left corner, that my heart quickened. I verified it, almost in denial, by looking at the URL. I was on Kotaku. I closed my browser window, shut off my PC, and threw up a little in my mouth.
 
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