Drug-Buying Robot Cleared of All Charges

CommanderFrank · Apr 25, 2015

You may have heard this story earlier, so you’ll be relieved to know the robot in question has been released by authorities and cleared of all drug charges. Mediengruppe Bitnik, owners of the drug buying robot, secured the best representation they could find: Bender, who was on hiatus from Futurama.

Like the name suggests, the robot's job was mystery shopper -- a true mystery shopper. It went on a weekly shopping spree, purchasing a variety of random, mystery items on the deep web with a budget of 100 bitcoins a week.

Wildace · Apr 25, 2015

At what point does the Robot hire a hitman to kill us all?

Laureolus · Apr 25, 2015

Wen the budget is way more then 100 coins.

tetris42 · Apr 25, 2015

Man 100 bitcoins a week is a pretty hefty budget.

B00nie · Apr 26, 2015

It still baffles me how it can buy stuff with something that has no value. People are dumb.

JayJapanB · Apr 26, 2015

B00nie said:
It still baffles me how it can buy stuff with something that has no value. People are dumb.

You don't understand the concept of cash?

Laureolus · Apr 26, 2015

B00nie said:
It still baffles me how it can buy stuff with something that has no value. People are dumb.

So, you use paper money right? Or even better, credit cards?

Drug-Buying Robot Cleared of All Charges

CommanderFrank

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Wildace

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Laureolus

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tetris42

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B00nie

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JayJapanB

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Laureolus

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