They have Texas Holdem on ESPN, that makes it a sport, right? Or think about how old and fat you can be and still golf or bowl just fine? And whats that thing where you just hurl a puck on ice that hosers play? Curling or whatever...It's preposterous that they called an activity a "sport" in the first place.
And as someone said... the air-pistol Olympic shooting.
Not everything has to be physically strenuous to meet their current standards, and we have a separate Olympics for tards, so just call ours the "Special Gamer Olympics", and expectations will be set appropriately.