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I don't care if it's Friday or not...do not drink and internet.

And things were a little tense so I started asking them about their utility belts, which turned into a bunch of fun pictures of them handcuffing me, playing with the night stick, etc. I then decided would be a good idea to put these very obviously not OK photos on Facebook at 3am. It was not.
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I drink and internet. Other than giving Amazon money I normally wouldn't have, I don't really end up doing shit like in the article. I don't drink a ton in one sitting, and I don't Facebook. I guess that helps.
 
The internet is the new coyote ugly ... you just can't chew your arm off to escape the results of your drinking :cool:
 
Drunk shopping is the reason I'll never turn on Amazon's "1-click ordering." :eek:
 
Where were these girls when I was in school? WTF man..I was born in the wrong generation.
 
I went shopping on night on Amazon because of Ambien. Next day got a few emails from them about buying stuff. I thought my Amazon account was hacked...till I realized the address was my house.

Bad stuff. I stick with the beer now! ;)
 
Drinking problems run in the family for me so I tend to drink seldom and never to get drunk. I do enjoy a good beer or hard alcohol but I just cannot take the risk seeing what it did to my uncles.
 
ol1bit said:
I went shopping on night on Amazon because of Ambien. Next day got a few emails from them about buying stuff. I thought my Amazon account was hacked...till I realized the address was my house.

Bad stuff. I stick with the beer now! ;)
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Haha.

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Wait, when did Internet become a verb? XD
I prefer to drink and internet, makes my brain feel more welcome.
 
I've had to avoid certain bookmarks the day following a night of drinking and interneting, just to save myself the embarrassment. I usually don't return to them until I've been drinking again.

Internet imitates life that way.
 
Maximus825 said:
I've gotten hosed by that many times. I still have ~3lb of Chia Seeds to prove it. :(
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But just think that your digestive tract and heart will thank you now. ;)


On a side note, don't drink and game ... and have access to a mic. :D
 
Ah, the drunk bachelorette parties who've asked me and my fellow officers to pose for pics with them over the years.

I've somehow managed to tell them all "no."
 
Last time i drunk shopped on amazon i bought 10 pounds of ramen and 30 cans of smoked kippers. To this day i still can't figure out what the hell i was thinking.
 
Maximus825 said:
I've gotten hosed by that many times. I still have ~3lb of Chia Seeds to prove it. :(
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Nothing wrong with chia seeds. I make a nice blueberry smoothie with 2 tsp of chia seeds and 2 tsp of ground flaxseed. Tasty and healthy ;)

On topic, that was really dumb. Back when I was in the Army, we had some MP's stop by the barracks and tell us to turn down our music. We were all blasted and were crankin our tunes just a bit too loud. We complied and the MP's turned out to be pretty cool. They posed with us for some pictures, looking like they were arresting each of us as we held bottles of booze. Was pretty funny and I still have the picture in a photo album. There was no internet at the time, but if there were, I wouldn't have been stupid (or drunk) enough to think it'd be okay to post them...lol!
 
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