Facebook Unveiling Something Next Week

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Facebook has invited the press to "See What We're Building" at the company's headquarters next week. Anyone want to guess what they are going to announce?

Facebook couldn’t help but insert itself into the CES conversation today, announcing an event at its Menlo Park headquarters next week. The invitation, which asks reporters to “come and see what we’re building,” is noteworthy because it has been a while since the company opened its own doors for something official.
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Whatever it is, there will be inevitable user outcry and infinite petitions to undo whatever changes it makes.
 
Hopefully a stupidity filter that auto-removes pictures of cats and babies from a timeline
 
At the bottom of each Facebook user's page will be a pair of sandals. You'll get to choose a custom design and color, too! :p
 
My guess:

A giant 2 block wide, 200 story tall billboard composition of the SSNs, real names, and addresses of their users.
 
Each timeline will now display the users full credit history, all bank account balances, their social security number, address history, and current salary.
 
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Each timeline will now display the users full credit history, all bank account balances, their social security number, address history, and current salary.
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This ↑ :D

But for a tin tiny fee. So each subscriber becomes a part-time sheep and part-time government agency committing crimes.
 
video ads for the win! Want to look at your friends pics? no problemo here's a 20 second ad. :D: New status? you're at the right place after this 15 second ad from Walmat :rolleyes:
 
X-ray glasses algorithm.

For every picture you post, all your friends (and the public) can see you naked! :p
 
Hopefully its a Time Machine, so all the people who bought stock day 1 can go back in time and save themselves the agony.
 
Probably adding yet more hooks for 3rd parties to use (i.e. steal) your data in easier ways, while making the opt out even harder to find.
 
A chip that can be implanted in a users brain to track their thoughts.

Don't worry, the information will only be shared with trusted advertisers.
 
I'm only interested if it's something to turn off the retarded ass ads that flood my mobile device.

On the desktop side according to their "targeted" ads -- I'm a single black guy who's very much into out door sports. (When in reality I'm a nerdy white guy who hates sports)
 
It's official, word leaked out and it is very exciting. Facebook is finally gone and done it, they have built themselves....

A CLUE.

Yes, they finally will "have a clue", yay yippie!!! :eek::cool::p:rolleyes:
 
A big hole in the ground with a tombstone out back of headquarters. They'll bulldoze the entire complex in and cover it up. It's a new revolutionary way of corporations to steal money and then to bury themselves when they make a get away. Can't sue the dead for your money back will be the motto of the new venture to the bahamas.
 
The Android client still sucks donkey nads. I get "Network Error" more than anything else. Apparently Zuckerberg needs to force his people to use the new, native client too.
 
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