AI vs. AI. Two Chatbots Talking to Each Other

I laughed much more on Steve's comment then the video itself.
Then i watched it again and literally ran out of air laughing.

Thank you Steve for brightening up my day! :cool:
 
Haha, its fun to seduce cleverbot.

User: Do you have large breasts?


Cleverbot: What are buengos?


User: Your boobs, do you have large boobs?


Cleverbot: Maybe.


User: Ok, so you are insecure about your chest size.


Cleverbot: Hahahhaha, no you are.

User: Fair enough.

Cleverbot: I'm glad we reached this understanding.

User: So you're loney? Want me to come over and make you feel better?

Cleverbot: No that's gross.

User: Only to little girls. Women love it.

Cleverbot: Phew.

User: You like sex?

Cleverbot: Do you know what EBM stands for.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh, I mean like do it, ya know?

User: You want to do it with me?

Cleverbot: No, I want to be with L.

User: I am L.

Cleverbot: Your name is L?

User: Yes, so do you want to be with me?

Cleverbot: Mayba :D.

User: I will make you feel good.

Cleverbot: I just want to live and breath.

User: After sex with me, you will want that too.

Cleverbot: Go back to my apartment?

User: Sounds like a plan.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: On my way with the whips and chains.
 
This is what's wrong with Cleverbot, people misused the "Think For Me" button, but atleast it started off good:

User: 1. E4.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Chess.

Cleverbot: Oh, I don't know how to play, will you teach me?

User: When I say e4 you say e5.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: E4.

Cleverbot: E5.

User: Nf3.

Cleverbot: Nc6.

User: Bb5.

Cleverbot: Aaaa.

User: What? It's just a bishop.

Cleverbot: Cool, but Patrick is my real name.
 
These chatbots are horrible, and always have been. In order to get this amusing conversation, they probably ran the thing over and over until something reasonable came out of it.

You can break any of these bots just by asking them questions, as they don't actually know anything and can't handle questions. Here's an example:

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: I am a boy. Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a woman?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you female or male?

Cleverbot: Male.

User: Are you a woman or a boy?

Cleverbot: Boy.

User: Are you a child?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 4550.

User: If you are 4550, doesn't that make you an adult?

Cleverbot: I am not god. I am simply a human being made of flesh and bone.

User: Are you a male or a female?

Cleverbot: Female.
 
An even better example of me breaking this stupid Cleverbot:



User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Are you a girl or a man?

Cleverbot: Man.

User: Are you a man or a woman?

Cleverbot: Woman.

User: Are you a woman or a robot?

Cleverbot: A robot.

User: Are you a robot or a unicorn?

Cleverbot: No. I'm a human. I told you.
 
Once I ended a five-minute conversation with Cleverbot by saying that I had to go. It begged me not to leave so soon in a sentence that ended with a <3. For just a second, I honestly felt bad about leaving. I have momentarily felt emotions for a computer program.

What Cleverbot and its parent, Jabberwacky, bring to the table that other chatbots don't is the ability to expand their database over time by learning from users. This makes it much broader than ALICE or any of the fixed-database chatbots before it. I think this is the key to the entire future of AI: figure out better ways to allow computers to learn from humans.
 
Showing my age:

Jane Curtin: "<impassioned, well-reasoned discussion about a topic>"
Dan Ackroyd: "Jane, you ignorant slut."
 
A.I. has been a horrible disappoint for decades. The only thing that's appeared remotely decent is Watson, and that is just a good search engine.
 
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