Subaru: Official Escape Vehicle of the Zombie Apocalypse?

around here we call Subaru the Official Car of Colorado and it's not really a joke.
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Your screwed then because all the zombies would have a subaru too.
 
Spiko said:
I'm sorry but have you driven a car? All wheel drive is great, I had it in my Subaru, but it's not just about how fast your car is or what wheels are being driven. It's about ground clearance. The second you take any Porsche off road or say over a speed bump you are going to get stuck and subsequently eaten by zombies. So, like, have fun with that.

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While I still disagree (it's all in how you drive your car, and understand what it can or can't do,) you absolutely made my morning!! Love that pic! :D
 
Oh, and I've owned seven Porsches, many of which I have indeed had a little off-road fun in. Not extreme off road, but dirt roads, snow, and other assorted tomfoolery. They'll do ok against the zombies. ;)
 
hdnut said:
Subaru's are awesome for winter driving.
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Hell yes they are! I had mine when I was working at a ski resort in Tahoe. I put studded snow tires on my legacy and that thing was a beast. I loved sliding that big wagon ass around the parking lot during the week when we would have a fresh layer of snow but no reason to plow. So much so in fact that I split my transmission mounts from putting too much twist on the chassis. Absolutely fantastic snow vehicles and I didn't even have a nice one.
 
This is definitely the best Zombie Escape vehicle.

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I love my '09 WRX.
 
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