Best Car to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

When the zombie apocalypse happens gas probably is going to be scarce, better just hunker down and make a fort of your home.
 
I'm not sure if I'm short enough in height or penis length to justify the expense of a vehicle like this with $4 a gallon gas.

I'll take a nimble high fuel economy vehicle that can dart around problem zombie areas with a 500mile range.
 
sfsuphysics said:
When the zombie apocalypse happens gas probably is going to be scarce, better just hunker down and make a fort of your home.
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You need mobility though if you work and live in a high population density area. A retreat up in the hills where you can grow your food, have nearby fresh flowing water, and can build a sturdy lodge without windows and the like to bust through would be wise IMO.
 
ill try to get my hands on a tank. and when it runs out of gas. ill die in the tank. i would rather die in a tank then get bite and turn into a zombie. or just blow my brains out.

i am going to kill as many as i can. run them over. blow them up. do as much dmg as i can. before i die.
 
Think I'll keep my Bronco for zombie-evading duties. Looks better, gets better fuel economy, and is definitely faster.

Oh, and it's fully paid off. :D
 
9MPG not bad considering I get like 12 in my mustang lol
 
Great looking thing.

However, not enough machine guns, grenade launchers, or other incendiary devices attached to that vehicle.
 
Ducman69 said:
You need mobility though if you work and live in a high population density area. A retreat up in the hills where you can grow your food, have nearby fresh flowing water, and can build a sturdy lodge without windows and the like to bust through would be wise IMO.
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Sounds like my plans I have... except not for zombies, but for when civilization starts to crumble... or change for the worse (V for Vendetta future)... oh and I'll have windows in my cabin :D
 
It's all fun and games... until a tire blows up. Then it's useless.

I'm more of a full-size trucks guy, but also a big Mercedes fan... so here's what I'd drive in the event of a zombie apocalypse: A Mercedes-Benz Unimog Brabus U 500 Black Edition...

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Not the prettiest looking truck, but it sure is badass as hell.

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Just look at those Michelin 455/70 R24 (24 inches folks…) tires... begging me to run over a-ny-thi-n-g that comes in my way! :D

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Finally, I'd mount a couple M134 Dillon miniguns on it, with as many bullets as I can carry (4.3 tons of payload!), and I'd be all set :cool:

Suck on that, you Knight owners!
 
Ducman69 said:
I'm not sure if I'm short enough in height or penis length to justify the expense of a vehicle like this with $4 a gallon gas.

I'll take a nimble high fuel economy vehicle that can dart around problem zombie areas with a 500mile range.
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you are better off with a dirtbike + 2 gas cans. the roads are one of the first things to shut down in any emergency. you can sit in traffic when the zombie horde comes to graze, I will be taking the most direct route to safety offroad, thnx.
 
Not really. If you think about it during a Zombie Apocolypse there will not be any refineries running so it will be really hard to get fuel. So you actually want a vehicle that will use it efficiently, because you can't get away from the Zombies with no fuel in the tank.
 
DarkStar_WNY said:
stealthy123 said:
Also, a nice dirt bike could outrun any kind of zombie.
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Haven't you ever watched a zombie movie? Motorcycles appear to be magnetically drawn into packs of zombies where they always fall over so their riders can be eaten, don't trust your bike once the zombies hit the streets!
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That and the sound of the bike would be a beacon for a large group of zombies to gather and follow the sound until you run out of gas.
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SigEpBlue said:
Think I'll keep my Bronco for zombie-evading duties. Looks better, gets better fuel economy, and is definitely faster.

Oh, and it's fully paid off. :D
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You know, I was going to say everyone is dead, they're not going to come and collect on your auto loan.

Then I thought about it, and I realized nothing is more persistent than debt collectors. Even dead, they'll keep coming. Zombie debt collectors...is there anything more frightening than that thought?! "Brainsssssss....and the $2,345 you owe on your Bronco.....brainssssss..."
 
Well until the zombies come, you'll have to face debt collectors. Since you don't have to worry about debt collectors once the zombies are here, then you steal it when it's gassing up if you want to wait. Or just steal the first nice cherry red camaro you come across. Beware of owner.
 
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