Facebook Users Are Some Nasty, Nasty People

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I just want the record to reflect that, although I have a Facebook account and I use it often, I have never updated my status from the bathroom. Yuck.

Dr. Edward E. Rigdon of Georgia State University theorizes that the usage is driven by an irresistible urge: "I imagine most people carry their phone with them, in pocket or purse. People receive emails on their phone alerting them to Facebook messages or postings, and many people respond by reflex." We just hope they're washing their hands first.
 
oh please, its your bathroom, if you scrub yourself with bleach before and after using you'll still not get rid of all the bacteria and as they showed on Mythbusters the "poo bacteria" would exist all over the house regardless of your hand washing habits.
 
Only 500 people surveyed and yet they make poll with it considering there hare how many millions of users on FB? lol.
But we might be surprised at how many people surf the web period on there mobile devices while in the bathroom. Might explain some of the shitty posts we see ;).
 
The effing wost part is, being an SA, I hear coworkers using the damn things in the stalls. Then they want me to play with it when it has a problem. It's disturbingly gross.

as they showed on Mythbusters the "poo bacteria" would exist all over the house regardless of your hand washing habits.

Doesn't mean you can't try to minimize the amount you are exposed to. By that logic, you might as well go and throw it all over the walls since it doesn't matter.
 
oh please, its your bathroom, if you scrub yourself with bleach before and after using you'll still not get rid of all the bacteria and as they showed on Mythbusters the "poo bacteria" would exist all over the house regardless of your hand washing habits.

I saw that episode and I keep my toothbrush out of my bathroom...
 
Hi friends and family,

I'm just pinching a loaf at the moment. I thought you might like to know that.
 
Man i look for where i left my phone before i go take a dump. need something to do in there. i mean it's gotta be better than people that leave a stack of magazines on the floor in there gettin covered in splashback. it's not like i'll keep touching my phone if i got shit/piss on my hands. i'll finish my morning coffee in there on occasion. but thinking about it the toilet is probably the cleanest room in the house. it cops bleach and a good scrubbing far more often than the rest of the house. just cas one end of your body is busy i don't see why the othes half has to stare at the back of a door.

oh i also pick my nose, my missus gives me shit about it all the time. i tell her don't look if it bugs you so much then eat my last nose treasure and get back in the mucous mines. i mean i'll use tissues if its wet but they're not much use when you can ball it or it's flakey like dandruff.

i shower and change clothes at least once a day, wash my hands repeatedly throughout the day and use anti-perspirant. hell i even tp the end of my knob after i piss to avoid patchy jocks.

maybe your toilet looks like it belongs in a pub but mines clean.
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Man i look for where i left my phone before i go take a dump. need something to do in there. i mean it's gotta be better than people that leave a stack of magazines on the floor in there gettin covered in splashback. it's not like i'll keep touching my phone if i got shit/piss on my hands. i'll finish my morning coffee in there on occasion. but thinking about it the toilet is probably the cleanest room in the house. it cops bleach and a good scrubbing far more often than the rest of the house. just cas one end of your body is busy i don't see why the othes half has to stare at the back of a door.

oh i also pick my nose, my missus gives me shit about it all the time. i tell her don't look if it bugs you so much then eat my last nose treasure and get back in the mucous mines. i mean i'll use tissues if its wet but they're not much use when you can ball it or it's flakey like dandruff.

i shower and change clothes at least once a day, wash my hands repeatedly throughout the day and use anti-perspirant. hell i even tp the end of my knob after i piss to avoid patchy jocks.

maybe your toilet looks like it belongs in a pub but mines clean.
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Ewww thats some nasty shit, lol.
Posted via [H] Mobile Device while pinching a loaf.
 
Man i look for where i left my phone before i go take a dump. need something to do in there. i mean it's gotta be better than people that leave a stack of magazines on the floor in there gettin covered in splashback. it's not like i'll keep touching my phone if i got shit/piss on my hands. i'll finish my morning coffee in there on occasion. but thinking about it the toilet is probably the cleanest room in the house. it cops bleach and a good scrubbing far more often than the rest of the house. just cas one end of your body is busy i don't see why the othes half has to stare at the back of a door.

oh i also pick my nose, my missus gives me shit about it all the time. i tell her don't look if it bugs you so much then eat my last nose treasure and get back in the mucous mines. i mean i'll use tissues if its wet but they're not much use when you can ball it or it's flakey like dandruff.

i shower and change clothes at least once a day, wash my hands repeatedly throughout the day and use anti-perspirant. hell i even tp the end of my knob after i piss to avoid patchy jocks.

maybe your toilet looks like it belongs in a pub but mines clean.
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Eat some fiber! My shits take about 3 minutes tops. No time to mess with my phone.
 
lol, a friend posted this just the other day on facebook.

"Dropping a deuce without a smart phone is like working in an office without a computer; it can be done, but it is not nearly as productive."
 
Eat some fiber! My shits take about 3 minutes tops. No time to mess with my phone.

This.
I don't understand why people take phones/magazines with them. You go when you have to go, you don't sit around on the toilet, hoping you crap before you get to the classifieds.
 
... and on an equally astounding note, 100% of men and 100% of women surveyed admitted to defecating in the bathroom.
 
Doesn't mean you can't try to minimize the amount you are exposed to. By that logic, you might as well go and throw it all over the walls since it doesn't matter.

There's being gross then there's being anal (no pun... I swear :D)... it's like the whole Seinfeld episode with the book that was flagged for being in the bathroom. After you wipe, don't touch anything until you wash your hands, that should be enough.
 
Rule # 1 for me is if I am on the crapper I am indisposed...no if and or buts (no pun) about it. That is my sole time to think in that stall or room.
 
Sounds like someone's missing out. Do you have any idea how many magazines iv replaced simply by posting from the crapper?
 
Regarding the posts above... you guys really need a fucking mini TV... they are under 100 bucks now you guys. Flip on the TV, and watch it..... phone is gross, and the magazine guy... well yeah the mags might get "splash back" but they stay in the bathroom and you wash your hands before you leave (i hope), while your smartphone remains on your person and you use it 5 minutes after you wipe fecal matter *UNBEKNOWNST TO YOU* all over the touch screen of it!

But yeah you guys, invest in a SD card mini-tv, or even an OTA digital TV that picks up something you can watch for 6-60 minutes you're sitting on the thrown.
 
I don't see the big deal with posting/using a smartphone while in the bathroom. I see it as extremely awkward if you're doing it in public anyway. If I have to go so bad at a pub or any other public outing, I'm in too much of a rush to hurry and GTFO of there to even mess with my phone. It's not like my hands get instantly covered in defecation when I walk into my bathroom. If anything they are going to be just as clean or dirty if you touch any doorknob in your house, or even your kitchen counters.

For some of us, the time on the can is some of the only alone time we get, excluding morning showers. I read science articles/watch Break and hell I've even listened to 10-15 mins of a podcast a few times.

Whoop-de-doo.
 
Regarding the posts above... you guys really need a fucking mini TV... they are under 100 bucks now you guys. Flip on the TV, and watch it..... phone is gross, and the magazine guy... well yeah the mags might get "splash back" but they stay in the bathroom and you wash your hands before you leave (i hope), while your smartphone remains on your person and you use it 5 minutes after you wipe fecal matter *UNBEKNOWNST TO YOU* all over the touch screen of it!

But yeah you guys, invest in a SD card mini-tv, or even an OTA digital TV that picks up something you can watch for 6-60 minutes you're sitting on the thrown.

Magazines are extremely gross, you are sharing everyone else's splashback and it just sits in there for whoever knows how long. How is handling a remote or turning on a mini TV any different then handing your phone? It's not like you are using your phone after you are wiping.
 
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