Letters From the Call of Duty Battlefield

Reminds me of some of the weird (yet funny) stories woot often works into their product descriptions.
 
rofl, just made my day. Keep em coming please, if you can find them, they are awesome.
 
Cynthia probably could care less about him. She is out F-ing some dude because her man is off to war and is about to die. Granted he will be re-spawned but he will never be the same.
 
I know this news must be difficult to bear, but take comfort in knowing that Pwnzi believed in reincarnation, and that upon death he'd be born again in like, five seconds.
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Hahahaha!!
 
Its shocking how on PC its dead quiet on mics but on PS3 its ... I cant even describe what it is.. but the mute button goes up instantly! So much non stop noise music screaming babies crying!
 
advanced military tatic that our enemies call, in their native tongue, "camping like bitches"...priceless
 
I can hear their mothers calling them down for dinner :D
 
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