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I’ve seen pictures of some pretty ghetto do-it-yourself concoctions roaming the internet but this one is fairly clever…if it really works. Thank Eric F for the image.
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Ok, just to follow the chain...
USB->PS2->9-pin serial->25-pin serial -> ? coming out of the computer
The last one is serial to parallel. There also appears to be a USB port right next to it.
And to top it off, that's not even a proper serial-to-parallel adaptor, it's just a 25-pin male to 25-pin male converter. Parallel and serial speak completely different languages, there is no way that mere passive converters can allow *ANY* USB device to speak to a parallel port.
Yes, there are USB-to-parallel adapters, but they work the other way, and they are active converters that take ECP/EPP and actively convert it to the defined-from-day-one USB "parallel device profile".
Yes, there are even parallel-to-serial adapters, most commonly sold as "Macintosh Parallel printer adapters", also active devices. (And most use the old Macintosh-standard mini-DIN-8 port for serial, not DB-25 or DE-9.)i
So, from computer:
Now, plug that mess into a proper DB-25 serial port, and put a legacy-compatible USB mouse on the end, and it would actually have a chance of working.
- Improper use of DB-25 female to DB-25 female adapter (usually used for serial ports)
- DB-25 to DE-9 adapter (almost exclusively used for serial ports)
- DE-9 to PS/2 adapter (used to convert a PS/2 mouse to serial)
- USB to PS/2 adapter (used to convert a USB mouse to PS/2, although most such adapters also work for keyboards)
- Sandisk Cruzer USB flash memory stick (which speaks USB Mass-storage, not HID, and so won't even survive the "translation" to PS/2, much less any of the other "translations".)
Why is it so hard for some people just to laugh? The analysis in this thread is unbelievable
Why is it so hard for some people just to laugh? The analysis in this thread is unbelievable
Because it's only really funny if it works. Otherwise it's just a cobbled mess
Why is it so hard for some people just to laugh? The analysis in this thread is unbelievable
lol, good luck finding a POTS line to use it on! Then again, it would probably work out that the only things still running after a bomb dropped would be the old analog equipment!I think I still have at least one of each of those adapters kicking around still. Hell I still can't bring myself to ditch my serial Supra 28.8 (flashed to 33.6 [H] modem).. one never knows when they might need a hardware modem.
Ok, so it looks cool, but what's wrong with the USB ports two inches to the left? And if it were theoretically possible, who really wants to use a flash drive at the 12kbps that a parallel port is capable of?
You know, it's probably possible to get an arbitrary USB device to communicate with the computer over the parallel port, but it'd be even messier than the pic. You'd have to replace the crystal inside the USB device with one of much lower frequency, then write a virtual device driver which implements USB over the parallel port. The data rates would be horrendous, and the USB device would be useless if placed back on a standard USB port, but it'd work.So, from computer:
Now, plug that mess into a proper DB-25 serial port, and put a legacy-compatible USB mouse on the end, and it would actually have a chance of working.
- Improper use of DB-25 female to DB-25 female adapter (usually used for serial ports)
- DB-25 to DE-9 adapter (almost exclusively used for serial ports)
- DE-9 to PS/2 adapter (used to convert a PS/2 mouse to serial)
- USB to PS/2 adapter (used to convert a USB mouse to PS/2, although most such adapters also work for keyboards)
- Sandisk Cruzer USB flash memory stick (which speaks USB Mass-storage, not HID, and so won't even survive the "translation" to PS/2, much less any of the other "translations".)
You know, it's probably possible to get an arbitrary USB device to communicate with the computer over the parallel port, but it'd be even messier than the pic. You'd have to replace the crystal inside the USB device with one of much lower frequency, then write a virtual device driver which implements USB over the parallel port. The data rates would be horrendous, and the USB device would be useless if placed back on a standard USB port, but it'd work.
Ok, so it looks cool, but what's wrong with the USB ports two inches away? And if it were theoretically possible, who really wants to use a flash drive at the 12kbps that a parallel port is capable of?
Why is it so hard for some people just to laugh? The analysis in this thread is unbelievable