MSI - Metro 2033 - GTX 460 Giveaway!

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I'm in for the contest.............:)

I'm just to old and set in my ways to ride the metro these days, With all the fools riding on them harassing people and making fools of themselves, I'm afraid I'd go off off on the fools if I was ever to forget to take my meds.
 
Don't ride the metro because in this metro... you have a higher likelyhood of dying then finding yourself in that "Risky Buisness" scene.
 
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king metro!

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I shouldn't ride the metro because in order to do that I need to fly to a country that has one, and that's quite costly and time consuming.
 
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Taking the Metro when the unexpected happens and you're flung into the future. $5.00

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Finding out that US dollars aren't good enough for Zombie Hos. $200 and a Black eye.

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Waking from your Zombie Ho experience with a headache to this ugly mug..... Priceless.
 
Why not ride the Metro?
Seathogs bug the hell out of me
If you've ever really ridden Metro, you'll understand
 
I shouldn't ride the metro, because Atlanta doesn't have a metro, we have Marta, but there is nothing rapid about it
 
The scary rat people may eat me if I ride the metro. I would prefer to play Metro on a shiny new 460 than get eaten by the rat people.
 
Riding the metro is scary. Last time I rode it, the backside of my pants ended up smelling like puke.
 
The Taking of Pelham 123... who wants to go through that on their way to work!
 
Riding the metro is like being torture in a gas chamber that releases armpit odors
 
I'm out of clever remarks for the day. I lost them trying to figure out where the closest metro maybe. I haven't a clue and I don't want to drive to ride a train that just defeats the purpose.
 
In post apocalyptic future Moscow

(and every modern major urban center)

You don't ride the Metro, Metro RIDES YOU!!!​
 
My nieghbor really needs this card.


I avoid Metro like they avoid stopping at a red light. Almost nailed one last week!
 
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I took the red line to the zoo, first time id ridden the metro before. I must admit that the ride down contained far more scary animals than the actual zoo did.
 
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