New Mouse Concept: G-Spot

Who builds a mouse without a scroll wheel? This will make surfing the internet difficult.
 
Is it salt-water resistant??? Easy to wipe down, or does it need a monthly cleaning schedule???
 
I wonder what kind of mouse pads out there are for light use and heavy use.
 
The real question clitoris jokes aside.

... is it dishwasher safe?
Why? Are you going to stick your tiny penis inside that tiny slot and have sex with it? If your that desperate you should save your money and buy a cheap hooker instead.
 
Why? Are you going to stick your tiny penis inside that tiny slot and have sex with it? If your that desperate you should save your money and buy a cheap hooker instead.

Why? With this he can scroll on web pages and go to imagination land at the same time.

Win, win?
 
Why? Are you going to stick your tiny penis inside that tiny slot and have sex with it? If your that desperate you should save your money and buy a cheap hooker instead.

Maybe I just want to bake a vagina shaped cupcake? :D lol fail at any other humor today?
 
it is literally on the tip of my tongue…

LMAO!! I see what you did there, Steve... well played, sir. Very well played!

I wonder what kind of mouse pads out there are for light use and heavy use.

You can get one of those Busty Mousepads... It'll match this mouse just fine, IMO... ;)

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Maybe I just want to bake a vagina shaped cupcake? :D lol fail at any other humor today?
Maybe your sarcasm meter is broken? I'll try and remember an emoticon for you next time.:p

If your baking vagina shaped cupcakes, then you should probably setup a web based business. Those would sell like.....hotcakes.:D
 
My first question is, is it endorsed by Ron Jeremy, and Jena Jameson?
If so it has a creditable endoursement, and I will purchase one.:rolleyes:
 
I think this vaguely reminds me of something I saw in a por.... on tv once. :confused:
 
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