Beware of ‘Skank Agents” on Craigslist

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If you’ve ever wondered what the hell a teenage “skank agent” was…now you know. Craigslist gets more screwed up by the day. :(

Stubbe admitted orchestrating the strong-arm robbery scheme, but told Detective Steve Kaufman that "she would not consider herself a pimp but a 'skank agent,' meaning that she was an agent with skanky friends."
 
Too funny! Unfortunately this is too true though. My wife works at a group home for girls under 18 and at least half of them have been listed or listed themselves, on the adult section of Craigslist.
 
Not really begging, more like paying for a service. Either way, paying for sex is certainly LOL.
 
Them fugly beeeeaches....!!!!
Makes you wonder what the guy looked like to pay $175 for "that"....
 
Them fugly beeeeaches....!!!!
Makes you wonder what the guy looked like to pay $175 for "that"....

Hey, remember a couple years ago, Elliot Spizer and his "whore", Ashley Dupree? He was paying what, $5000.00 or more a session, and IMO she..well she wasn't ugly but I don't quite think she was worth a few thousand a night.

So...I guess it's not if the girl has looks, it's if they offer it, free or in this case "for hire" for some people.

Still..paid with a check? What's next, a credit card? Traveller's Cheques?
 
Sorry to do two posts..but I just have to add..."Skank Agent"...that's a good one! And...very fitting! Still means "Whore" in my mind though.
 
Well, even though the guys got robbed, apparently they still got to have sex with the girl, so all was not lost. I kid, I kid.
 
I think at this point there were accepting I.O.U.'s.

I just find it really funny that the uglier one talked to them on the phone but then she got another girl to stand outside the hotel so guys wouldn't back out of the deal, lol.

Not only that, but the better looking one was so stupid she actually slept with them, instead of sticking to the original "lure 'em and rob 'em" plan.

In the written statement she actually says "the guy basically stuck his penis in her (me) during intercourse and then pulled it out". Well I don't know about anyone else, but when I stick my penis into a women, it's usually during some sort of intercourse.
 
gotta love wisconsin:rolleyes:

I wish to apologize for the dumbasses in my state of residence. Sadly, I wonder what percentage of the population of Wisconsin are said dumbasses and can't wait to leave this God forsaken state (mere months now). Ironically, without them, there probably wouldn't be any entertainment in this cespool.
 
If you're going to go to the trouble and expense of paying for it you've just GOT to do better than this.
 
Too funny! Unfortunately this is too true though. My wife works at a group home for girls under 18 and at least half of them have been listed or listed themselves, on the adult section of Craigslist.

What do you mean "have been listed" ?
 
^ Not everyone enters prostitution willingly, or has a little push in that direction. Especially runaways from abusive homes, living day to day with whoever will take them in.
 
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