USB Device of the Day

Chick tells you she needs a backrub and you whip out a burger massager.......kilt the game.
 
the people that think up these products have to be on acid

a hamburger massager, yeah, ok

You might be onto something there...

You know dude was totally trippin' on the vitamin A, rubbing a quarter pounder with cheese on himself when it hit him...."this would be soooo much better if this vibrated." :D
 
Well shit, looks like Steve won the thread. I don't see anyone topping that.

Also, lol.
 
Insert other-uses-for-massager-to-get-her-to-truly-be-putty-in-your-hands joke here.
 
Whoever designed this is an idiot, we all know girls prefer a hotdog massager.
 
Now, whatabout a hotdog massager.

(I gotta find a non-sexual news item to post a comment on fast)
 
Thats when the sauces come in. Mustard, ketchup, bbq, mayo etc. :D

Heinz is going to have some competition when KY comes out with a ketchup line to help meet the demand that this product creates.
 
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