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Are you a tech-guy? Are you tough? Nevermind, do you want to look tough? Then get one of these eHolster things. Each eHolster comes with a 100% guarantee that you will receive one of those cool “extra special” searches they hand out at the airport. Act now and well throw in “laughing and pointing” at no extra cost! iPhone sold separately, not available where prohibited by law or places where an ounce of dignity still exists.
 
If they'll make a paddle model that won't print in the small of my back, I'll take it. :rolleyes:
 
You'll receive extra-special random beat-downs!

Look at the man's face. Even he cant believe how gay this thing is.

He should have asked for more money, being that friends and family think little enough of him as it is that he's a male model!

:D
 
Wear that and the Utilikilt and you're all set to hit up some clubs.

rofl.. wow. Does it come with a Christopher Lowell guide to trendy interior design too?
 
This is the modern-day fanny-pack.

Also, the website lists this description:
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The e-Volve Gadget Shoulder Holster offers a unique zippered pouch to quickly store and control change, currency, memory cards, zipdrives, sunglasses, reading glasses and much more.

... Zip drives. Right. :rolleyes:
 
You guys all know you want one, but Steve poked fun at it so now everyone is like "Bah, it's gay and they call them zip drives." Heck with it, I am gonna get one and wear it proudly.

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I can't wait to wear it to the wrestling tournaments this year... I will be down by the mat and be able to whip out my camera just fine for the photos and then put it back and whip out my WM phone and record the score.
 
"Pardon me, but is that a can of gay in your jacket pocket? Oh it's just a phone holster. Nevermind." :eek:
 
Can some one tell me what is wrong with pockets? :confused:

I thought we had that down...... can we spend our R&D money somewhere else?

 
Kendrak said:
Can some one tell me what is wrong with pockets? :confused:

I thought we had that down...... can we spend our R&D money somewhere else?
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We've got to bridge the gender gap. San Francisco has already started us off in that direction. This is just merely the beginning. We're seeing men start to wear eyeliner and shave their legs/armpits, elementary school children go on field trips to see same sex marriages and listen to transgender guest speakers, cross-dressing is now cool because the music industry says so, men who were once women are having babies, etc. I can't believe nobody sees all the obvious signs. :p
 
They need a Thunderwear version. If you don't know what that is, google search it. I gaurantee a laugh.
 
How many times do I have to say it? Some ideas should just be left on the drawing board.
 
We should all pitch in and buy one and have it shipped to Steve so he can pose in it and post a photo to his Facebook.
 
Methadras said:
How many times do I have to say it? Some ideas should just be left on the drawing board.
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I'll take it a step further, some ideas shouldn't even be put on a drawing board :p
 
My PC repair teacher back in high school wore something similar which he carried his Newton around in. He thought he was really special, (pre-google) he pointed yahoo out to us like he had the inside scoop. Sorry pal, we've been using it for years.... He also tried fooling us in the class one time by changing the prompt in dos.... that lasted all of 2 secs.
 
Chombo said:
They need a Thunderwear version. If you don't know what that is, google search it. I gaurantee a laugh.
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LOL.. Now with that we could stuff all our iPods and zip drives in our pants (and make our package looks bigger.. 2 birds one stone ):D
 
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